200 ways to tell you play too much Quake.

[Error]

158) You start your days with a rusty axe, shotgun and 25 shells.
159) You think 911 was a conspiracy and Shub-Niggurath had SOMETHING to do with it.
160) You wonder why we just can't go to an alternate dimension through a slipgate.
161) You walk around your house looking at everything and think you could do a better map design.
162) You look at your family and think they have WAY too many polygons for your mod to handle.
163) You wonder why flames don't rotate or go back and forth.
164) Or why explosions aren't so tiny and two dimensional.
165) You've had a dream that you were coding a new mod. (damn I've done that one soooo many times)
166) You've seen chainsaws at a store, but realize that you can actually pick it up.

[jim]

167) You think someone has done a poor job on coding or sounds, because most items you pick up, don't make any sounds.
168) Sometimes you completely ignore people talking to you, because you didn't hear a message beep sound
169) Because of that, people send you text messages to your cellphone, even if they're in the same room as you are

[Lardarse]

[Wazat]

[scar3crow]

[mh]

173 - You're terrified of caviar. ()

[scar3crow]

I bet the flavor of that caviar is explosive, though a bit like tar...

[mh]

[jim]

[Orion]

177) You go to the top of the highest building of your city, and becomes surprised because when you jump, you don't hit your head at the sky. You get a bunch of soda bottles, put them all together with silver tape (or whatever), open'em, put a mint candy on each one of them, close them as fast as you can, point'em down, then try to ocket jump to see what's up there. You get into space and cannot go back to earth. You keep saying "fly" but that doesn't seem to work, and you're still floating in the void.

[jim]

[Entar]

[MeTcHsteekle]

[r00k]

[Wazat]