Your momma is so fat, Error: Hunk_Alloc: failed on 4 bites

[Spirit]

You are so dumb, you missed the grenade launcher in the Necropolis.
You are so fat, you never made it into Hard skill.
Your momma is so fat, she cannot enter episode 4.
You're so obnoxious, monster wake up without a line-of-sight.



Fight!

[gnounc]

You're mommas so easy she rides everybodys rocket.

[leileilol]

Yo momma is so fat, nothing can stop her packet overflow

[Spirit]

Your mom is so fat, she makes an id1 func_plat decelerate.

[Spike]

Seriously? This is not the place.

[jim]

Yer momma is so fat, she sat on Shub-Niggurath... (this line could continue, but not sure if it's appropriate )

[Jukki]

your mom is so fat that when she get gibbed her pieces would not fit in any piece of quake map

[frag.machine]

Your momma is sooo fat, that I need FOV 180 just to see her.

[Orion]

Your momma is so fat, she can kill Shub-Niggurath by jumping over her. And a shambler by just stepping over him.

[frag.machine]

[jim]

[scar3crow]

[Static_Fiend]

[r00k]

Yo momma is so fat, that SV_AddToFatPVS crashes with a runaway loop error.

Yo momma is so ugly, glCullFace always returns TRUE.

[Orion]

Your momma is so fat she uses e4m4's LG pool as a bath tub.

Your momma is so ugly she makes even Shamblers fear her.

Your momma is so ugly she makes the Quakeguy commit suicide putting his shotgun barrel into his mouth.

Your momma is soooo fat that when a func_train tries to squish her, the train fails and falls down the ground, she says: "Who threw that rock?"