by Sajt » Tue May 23, 2006 7:29 am
Well, I've been using Q-tips to clean my ears ever since I can remember. It's what my parents used them for, and doggone it, it's what I use them for. I don't care what it says on the box. They suggest such pointless uses as idly poking your fingers, annoyingly poking some kid's toy airplane, stabbing a dog, and a picture of a baby with, disturbingly, no Q-tip in sight. I find these a cheesy way for the Q-tip company to sell their product properly to those who know its true purpose, while keeping the safety folks down.
Why, I have a box of Q-tips on my desk, not an inch from my computer monitor, and I paid good money for it. Nobody is going to stop me from performing my regular task of retrieving a Q-tip from the box, inserting it in my ear, and rotating it, occasionally accidentally stabbing my brain but it doesn't hurt that much oh it hurts please stop the pain.
F. A. Špork, an enlightened nobleman and a great patron of art, had a stately Baroque spa complex built on the banks of the River Labe.