BUNDY.................

Sorry I took so long to get you this. You see, I forgot who I was and got lost on the way home from the drug store. If you don't know who you are, how can you be expected to know where you live? Anyway, the guys at the Home got worried and came looking for me. They got lost too, and when I bumped into them they were trying to break into someone's car. It had a bumper sticker that said "See Niagra Falls" and they thought it said "See Viagra *alls", so you can imagine they were all worked up over that.

Ok, I usually play defense because I don't have to move around as much that way. I like to stay upstairs, closer to the resuppy locker. I don't like to get too far away from the medpacks if you know what I mean. I like 2forts best because I can get up the ramps pretty good with my walker and it has elevators in it. I don't do well on the stairs anymore. I prefer to snipe because the sniper's rifle has good optics. My eyes aren't that good anymore, so I need all the help I can get. Something useful I would like to see in TF2 is a Geritol dispenser for us Seasoned Citizens. Don't get me wrong, the ammo is nice, but some of us need a little something extra.