Ok, there's these 3 guys up on the 2fort5 sniper deck. A sniper, a soldier, and an engineer. And a corpse. Well, anyway, these 3 guys are arguing about who is the stronger class. The soldier, he says, "Look, you guys got Nothin on me! I can Rocket jump, I've got awesome armor, I can do it all!" To prove this, he shows a demo of himself in action. He RJ's up to the sniper balcony in 2fort4, kills a sniper(The Sniper is ovbiously more than a little miffed at this.) and blows up a couple sentires(which pisses off the engie more than a bit) grabs the enemy flag.
"Bahahah! That, Sniper-boy, is the POWER of the soldier!" Says the soldier, who happens to be a pretty arrogant little bitch, if you hadn't noticed already. Well, Our sniper, he Hates soldiers. So, He says, "I can do all that crap! I can grenade jump if I have to(The soldier giggles at this - what a twerp!) I can kill sentries with Ol 'Betsy(The engineer looks miffed at this too) and I sure as hell ain't as messy as your sorry tail when it comes to killing targets." The soldier looks sceptical at this, and says "Prove it." Well, the sniper sets up his gun, and blows away a couple demomen and some bored HWguy, who is obviously on some pretty good dope cause he don't notice until the head shot. Then, The sniper shoots at one of his own, and it looks like he misses, or at least it does until the guy crumples to the ground. "That, soldier-boy, is the subtley of the sniping arts." notes our sniper, who then goes off to reload.
The soldier turns to the engineer and says, "What about you, egghead? what can you do? to which the engie replies, "Build guns. My sentries take out everything and keep you punks safe. they shoot as fast as HWguys, with the power of that brick gun you have." To prove it, he builds a sentry in the ramp room, which proceeds to smash everything that comes into target range, including that doped up HWguy.
The engineer then says, "beat that you little bitch!" which starts an argument between the soldier and engie, and the just returned sniper. the engie leaves, and the sniper and soldier continue arguing. Well, all of a sudden, our corpse gets up, tranqs the soldier(who immediatley fall off the deck -just like an idiot) and nearly breaks his neck.Then, our corpse teaches the sniper how to fly(with the help of his knife... -Fly, little sniper! Fly....). He then proceeds to go blow up the sentry, and the engineer with it. Our corpse, a spy(DuH) then grabs the enemy flag, moons the opposite team, gasses the place, caps the flag, and runs to saftey.
"That, bitches" Notes our spy, "Is the versatility of the spy."
The Moral to this story? Well, We've learned that:
And, lastly, the most important moral is -
SPIES RULE!
SliM.