The Hole

by [cd]The Hal

The hole. That's what I call it. "Guarding!" I shout . Tunnel duty. Dark, cold, damp and lonely. A thankless job. One for which I am well suited It appears. Occasionally you'll hear the echo of intermittent foot steps or maybe the ricochet of a stray bullet. Other than that it is just the constant dripping sound of seeping water and the flutter and crackle of the burning torches. So why do I do it? It's my job, it's what I do. And I do it well.
"Pumpkin, you there?" I heard from the com unit.
"Yhea Flame buddy," I shot back. "The dancing girls have all packed up and left and my Limo is waiting at the curb. What's up? "
"Hehe....you very funny man!" he said with a chuckle . "Just thought I would check on you man. I know it can be a bit boring on Tunnel detail. Not much action down here tonight."
"Flame my friend, I thrive on boring, it makes my job easy!" I replied. "Besides, if we were seeing action here it would mean upper defense has been breached right?" As we were having this discussion I was pacing back and forth counting the vertical mortar joints in the south wall of the Grand Ball room.
"Well there is that I suppose," Flame said. "You did catch the message about the lack of organized attack by the reds didn't you? "
"Yhea,yhea sure.......but don't you believe it buddy ," I said with more than a bit of sarcasm. "I think its a feint soldier! I believe they are grouping for a major, organized attack designed for maximum penetration from what they have learned from their numerous sorties of late. " It's at times like this I wish I had some remote explosive devices like Student and Spaceman have. "As long as the Com link holds up we will be fine . Just a little warning, that's all we need."
As I continued counting the mortar joints, I got to thinking about something Flame had said earlier. Something about Handi being out of position. "Flame, you see any more of Handi out there?"
"Yhea as a matter of fact, I'm talking to him now Pumpkin," he replied. "He says he has something to tell you."
A slight chill passed through me. It wasn't like Handi to be wandering about down in the hole like this. Must be something important. "Well send him in, and have him bring me a few spare rounds for my double barrel just in case."
A short silence ensued and then Flame replied, "He's already on his way, you want me to call him back?"
I thought for a moment and the more I thought, the more this just didn't make sense. Handi didn't need to come tell me something. He could have told Flame or contacted me on the com rig. "Sit tight Flame and keep alert. Something doesn't add up here." I slid a little deeper into my private little hell hole almost to the point of backing against the wall, the point of no retreat. This is the wrong direction I said to myself. I need to meet him half way down the tunnel. Approaching footsteps caught my attention as I walked onward toward the lighted entry way. There standing in the framed doorway stood Handi.
"Hello Pumpkin, I got something here for ya!"
I stood my ground. "What brings you down to the hole bud?" I questioned. "Last I knew you were on offensive detail tonight. A little out of place here aren't we?"
He answered as he slipped his gas mask over his head . "Yhea well you really don't have a clue how out of place I am now do you.. ...Pal.
An explosion ripped the air and slammed my now limp body against the wall as the spy ran past, laughing. I could hear the echo of his insanity as I crawled on the floor toward the clear air in the entry room. Well he got the drop on me, no arguing that point. But I had the fool trapped, and although I was hallucinating and was seeing explosions and the discharge of energy weapons, I could still function and was thinking clearly .
"Flame, it was a spy! I don't know how they got Handi's genetic code but the copy was flawless. Not your fault buddy. I took damage but am stable at half health. He is on my turf and for that... he dies."
"Pumpkin, wait for the medic, your not your self!" Flame shouted.
"Bah!! We haven't had a decent medic worth his ax since Lee Harvey left the unit. The spy is mine! I wait for no one!" was my reply. I looked down the poorly lit tunnel and planned my approach. Not much planning involved here. My style is to hell with caution, full speed ahead!
"Coming for you," I hollered to the spy. I launched a pair of rockets down the tunnel followed by a grenade. Quickly I hit the reload. I heard a grunt as one of the rockets did some splash damage. Still the low life spy hid around the corner. I launched 2 more rockets and stood my ground half way down the hole. The last 2 rockets exploded with no results. That's when he made his move. He came screaming around the corner and was heading toward me with his side arm firing wildly yelling, "You have to reload, you have to relo......."
His whole life boiled down to that half word. He bet his life on his unsupported belief of my stupidity. As he lay dyeing, his broken battered body twitching, he said, "You had to reload......how...?" The life drained from his body and as Flame came up behind me I talked to the dead man. I said, "Don't you believe it buddy. Screw you and everyone who looks like you. You are owned!"
As I turned and walked back to my post I muttered, "Eight hundred and forty two."
"What's that Pumpkin?" Flame asked.
"Mortar joints," I replied, smiling.