1 day, I read on Planetquake that some new mod is out, called Team Fortress. It sounded cool, so I went to download it. I could download the server or client files. I was like wtf? WTF do these words mean??. So I said "screw it". So that was it for TF for a month or so. Back to DM.

A month later, Mplayer announced that their service would be free, so I decided to check it out. It looked ok, but then it said "click here to download team fortress". So I did, and it took me around 3 hours. So I get in a game, and like it. So I said ok, why not join a clan now. So I ask if anyone is recruiting , but no one was. A few minutes later some people with a [TM] in their names say they just beat some other clan. So I decided to just join them. I asked if they were recruiting, and they said no. I didn't really care though, I just put [TM] in my name. I was now part of the Toasted Monkey's no matter what they said. Eventually they realized it wasn't worth telling me off and they stopped.  Awhile later, some guy called E. Normus came in a game with us and owned, and asked to join. He's known  today as [WM]220-Swift.

After a week or so, we went to QW. We used ICQ to contact each other (I didn't have ICQ until then) and it took forever to join a game together. We played 2 matches and got owned.  Swift and I left, and formed NuK, which I think is still around today. I got sick of TF though, and played Clan Arena/Deathmatch all day for a few months. I started to miss TF after awhile though, and started looking for a clan, and hanging out on GamesNET ticking people off. That's when I saw that Dark Nation was recruiting. I went to their website, and they seemed cool.

So after 2 weeks of pleading to get in, they finally let me in. DN had a great and funny bunch of people in it. I got to play with MasterBeta, Anya, and Telefagged, errrr, Telefragged :P. I saw 220-Swift on a server, and told him to join DN with me. I told him to go to #darknation on GamesNET. 220-Swift came in, asking to tryout for DN. After a brief 1v1, he was let in DN, in about 5 minutes. I was like WTF???%@. I didn't really mind though. So we played matches, won some, lost some, pissed each other off etc. etc. etc. Eventually we all broke up for some reason but I forget what.

A few of the DN members went to CP, and had a great time playing with those guys, but after awhile we realized it just wasn't the same. We all thought of restarting DN, but we all know how those restarted clans turn out... So back to Clan Arena/DM I went for awhile. [Ht]Mad told me to  join Ht with him, and since I knew Mad way back from TM I figured it wouldn't be so bad. After awhile, I realized it wasn't going to work out. I was I think the only east person in the clan, and my ping was screwed. Each of their games was at 11 or 12 est, so that wasn't cool, but also, I pinged 400 to their server, and every west server actually. Though I pinged 400 to every east server too, so that was screwed. After a week or so, I couldn't take it anymore and left. Ht is still r337 though.

I went to play more Clan Arena/DM for a week or so, and I realized I wanted to be in a f00ked up TF clan. I didn't care if they were r337 or sucked hardcore. A couple days later, I accidentally went in the #greyskull channel by accident. After seeing around 40 lines of MOD SUCKS spammed it 5 seconds, I knew this was the clan. So, I messaged grifter for a tryout, and he said come to 1 of their practices on CanalZone. It was my first time on CZ in a long time, and I was a scout. I had no idea where any of the CP's were, but after the practice, they let me in. It happened that MasterBeta was trying out too, so that made it even more r337. We both got in.

So now I play with all the MU sluts, especially Jitsu, because he gives me the bm for every freaking map we play on. Actually, I don't even know why I play bm. Grifter asked "Can you do anything other then scout?" I told him "no". So he said that's great, go get in the basement. I  found poor Jitsu their lying alone in the bm, so I gave him buttsex0r to let him know I was gonna be in the bm of every map we play. 1 of the best parts of MU is their r337 channel, #greyskull, which might be called "unique" by some. So I'll hopefully spend the rest of my career in TF buttsex0ring Jitsu, and everyone in MU, and making fun of people in #greyskull who don't have ops. (they can't kick me)