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[RL Clown]

Please ask me some philosophical questions... (Examples: What is the meaning of life? Why were human beings put on this planet? Do opinions really matter?) To me, answering philosophical questions is a hobby.

[OMacKnight]

How does one cope with being a borderline sociopath who only really knows about gaming and doesn't care about what most people around him are saying?

[Syluxguy28O3]

hmm. one day at a time.

[R00k]

if i fart in public and others smell should i care?
do dog like to lick my face for affection or are they just hungry?
are people born stupid or is it a learned behavior?
can there be two pickles on my bigmac or is there only room for just 1??

[OMacKnight]

can there be two pickles on my bigmac or is there only room for just 1??

Life question right there.

Being a mac myself apparently, I'll have to say that we can only put up with a pickle at a time.

[MadGypsy]

This dude asked for questions, got a bunch and never answered any of them. BoOoOOOO - get off the stage (throw stuff). You'll never be in the Sunday Paper.

How does one cope with being a borderline sociopath who only really knows about gaming and doesn't care about what most people around him are saying?

Just don't kill yourself and everything will be ok

if i fart in public and others smell should i care?
do dog like to lick my face for affection or are they just hungry?
are people born stupid or is it a learned behavior?
can there be two pickles on my bigmac or is there only room for just 1??

I believe what you are really asking is: "How do I cure epic boredom that leads to me posting nonsense?" - Play more Quake or masturbate OR combine the 2 and never tell anyone.

Being a mac myself apparently, I'll have to say that we can only put up with a pickle at a time.

Hmm, I think what you are asking is: "How do I be even gayer?" - well, that was pretty gay so Imma say you nailed it.

[RL Clown]

This dude asked for questions, got a bunch and never answered any of them. BoOoOOOO - get off the stage (throw stuff). You'll never be in the Sunday Paper.

It's called patience bro... You gotta have some patience. By the way, your answers are not philosophical. You're just looking for 'quick fixes'.

How does one cope with being a borderline sociopath who only really knows about gaming and doesn't care about what most people around him are saying?

Human beings have different opinions. Different strokes for different folks. Just don't listen to what other people are saying. Don't care about what other people say. Many geniuses were borderline sociopaths... Albert Einstein was a sociopath. Science requires a lot of discipline. If you devote your life to science, you won't have a social life. But Albert Einstein won numerous Nobel Peace Prizes. As for non-sociopaths, have they won any awards? Have they ever won anything big? Albert Einstein had the last laugh. The bottom line is: Just be yourself and screw everyone else. (Don't screw them literally.) You're already good the way you are. Hey MadGypsy, kiss that!

I will answer the other questions later... Right now, I have to work on a report.

[Zop]

How real is karma?

and, for fun, What is the answer to this question?

[Shadowswift]

Why does it feel soooooooooo good to pee?

[MadGypsy]

It's called patience bro... You gotta have some patience. By the way, your answers are not philosophical. You're just looking for 'quick fixes'.

Philosophical just means that you have a philosophy on some given subject. My philosophy was:

Just don't kill yourself and everything will be ok

suicide is never a solution

I believe what you are really asking is: "How do I cure epic boredom that leads to me posting nonsense?" - Play more Quake or masturbate OR combine the 2 and never tell anyone.

redirect yourself when boredom strikes

Hmm, I think what you are asking is: "How do I be even gayer?" - well, that was pretty gay so Imma say you nailed it.

handling pickles is gay

All of those qualify as a philosophy, which is really nothing more than fancy talk for "an opinion that sounds good"

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What is the answer to this question?

42

How real is karma?

42

Why does it feel soooooooooo good to pee?

because you don't have Gonorrhea

[RL Clown]

I have a funny feeling that someone is trying to hijack this thread...

But anyways, these answers are for Rook...

if i fart in public and others smell should i care?

You should care, homie. If you release the stench in public, people will have a negative image of you. We live in a horrible world. Human beings are quick to judge others. Don't get me wrong. I understand you... Sometimes I fart too. But, as I mentioned earlier, we live in a very bad world. Here's my suggestion: Bring some deodorant. Febreeze would be nice. (Is that the correct way to spell Febreeze?)

do dog like to lick my face for affection or are they just hungry?

The last time I checked, dogs do not eat human beings. Well, there are a few exceptions... Wolves belong to the dog family. Wolves might eat humans, but most of the time, dogs will not consume people. Dogs are generally nice creatures. They like to lick your face for affection.

are people born stupid or is it a learned behavior?

I believe that some people are born stupid. I believe that many evil people are stupid. (They behave immorally because they don't know any better.) Evil behavior indicates three possibilities... 1. The person is stupid. 2. The person is ignorant. 3. The person is crazy. I do not think that stupidity can be learned. Ignorance can be learned, but how could a person learn stupidity? I am thankful for the fact that I was born with an okay brain. Well, clearly, I wouldn't label myself as a 'big genius'. But at least my brain is okay.

can there be two pickles on my bigmac or is there only room for just 1?

There's room for only one pickle... McDonald's wants to save some money. They want to reduce their expenses. So they will only give you one pickle. I respect McDonald's. I don't know why so many people criticize McDonald's. McDonald's has actually improved their cleanliness over the past few years. I would rather eat at McDonald's than eat at KFC's. (No disrespect.) All human beings have different tastes. Whatever floats your boat... But as I mentioned earlier, McDonald's wants to cut down on costs. Economics is a game.

[JDSTONE]

HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD

ALSO HOW MENNY LICKS DOSE IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTIE POP

These are all legit questions that have plagued me since childhood

[OMacKnight]

how can we succesfully pull quake into a position where it's not exactly mainstream but fully self supported and funded?

quake 1 to be precise

[DeadTenor]

Are wearing pants necessary, or are they the instruments of controlling humanity?

[Guest]

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how can we succesfully pull quake into a position where it's not exactly mainstream but fully self supported and funded?

quake 1 to be precise