Citizenship Test

[MadGypsy]

Can you pass a US Citizenship test? Click here and give it a shot.

I got 14 questions wrong for a final score of 85%. I would have only got 11 questions wrong if I wasn't east/west dyslexic today. This test takes a "minute", it's like 96 questions. I wouldn't even bother checking it out if you don't have ?20 minutes to kill.

[golden_boy]

75 correct, 78%.

Can I have my pass now?

(I'm European [German] and have never seen your test before)

[MadGypsy]

That's pretty good, GB!

[Solecord]

I got 80 correct but one I accidentally hit the wrong radio button so I'll say I got 81 correct.

[monoz]

I missed one... the one about the number of amendments. Thought it was 23, not sure why.

[R00k]

im 'murrican i dont need no tests to tell me where i be borne.

they make those tests JUST hard enough to keep mexican'ts out.

[Dutch]

93%. Missed 7. Two were stupid mistakes. The others I really didn't know. I guess I get to stay here! But I know a truck load of people that couldn't pass this for shit, and they live here.

[wicked_lord]

87 out of 92 correct.. A few of them i did not know. Glad i took this test, i follow politics like a fly follows the smell of shit.. Thank's for the post MG, i learned a few new things today. ;]

[MadGypsy]

daaang y'all are good. Up in the 90 percentile.

@WL - no sweat man. I was reading the Christian Science Monitor or something and a lil ad popped up on the side regarding the test. I almost didn't bother with it but I was a bit curious how I would do. I didn't do as good as I thought I would. I was confident on 100%. That confidence was apparently misplaced as I flipped the entire globe upside down and rewrote the compass.

You should check out my map. The Pacific Ocean borders Florida...lol and I have no fucking clue what state is closest to Canada. The worst part is I lived in Cali practically in the damn ocean and I still got that question wrong. DOH!

edit: I do not "read" the christian science monitor. I just ended up there from a link to an article that looked interesting. It's probably nothing but I don't want people thinking I follow that site or anything. Actually, I absolutely believe in God and stay as far as I possibly can away from anybody that "has the answers" - especially websites churches and anybody holding a bible.

I'm proud of me. I figured out how to absolutely defuse Jahovas Witnesses.

Knock Knock....Knock knock

-"Hi, I'm an annoying fuck spreading the word of Jesus."
~"Praise God, brother. Me too. How lucky are you? You dont have to stand here and tell me a bunch of stuff I already know. God bless you." [SLAM]

version 2

Knock knock....knock knock
-"Hi, I'm an annoying fuck spamming my stupid book door to door' [holds out book]

~[grabs book:flips some pages] "Thanks" [SLAM - but ironically reads book]

[wicked_lord]

daaang y'all are good. Up in the 90 percentile.

@WL - no sweat man. I was reading the Christian Science Monitor or something and a lil ad popped up on the side regarding the test. I almost didn't bother with it but I was a bit curious how I would do. I didn't do as good as I thought I would. I was confident on 100%. That confidence was apparently misplaced as I flipped the entire globe upside down and rewrote the compass.

You should check out my map. The Pacific Ocean borders Florida...lol and I have no fucking clue what state is closest to Canada. The worst part is I lived in Cali practically in the damn ocean and I still got that question wrong. DOH!

edit: I do not "read" the christian science monitor. I just ended up there from a link to an article that looked interesting. It's probably nothing but I don't want people thinking I follow that site or anything. Actually, I absolutely believe in God and stay as far as I possibly can away from anybody that "has the answers" - especially websites churches and anybody holding a bible.

I'm proud of me. I figured out how to absolutely defuse Jahovas Witnesses.

Knock Knock....Knock knock

-"Hi, I'm an annoying fuck spreading the word of Jesus."
~"Praise God, brother. Me too. How lucky are you? You dont have to stand here and tell me a bunch of stuff I already know. God bless you." [SLAM]

version 2

Knock knock....knock knock
-"Hi, I'm an annoying fuck spamming my stupid book door to door' [holds out book]

~[grabs book:flips some pages] "Thanks" [SLAM - but ironically reads book]

You do not know how to keep those Jehova's running away from you're house as if you were some kind of devil??? DUDE!!! it's simple. Next time those fucks KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK on the door, answer it and get into a conversation and make sure they are jehova's and simple say "I am sorry, I am fellowship." NOW WATCH THE FUN BEGIN AND THEY RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! They will update you're address in their system at the church and literally put down. DO NOT GO HERE PLEASE KTHXGG.... It's that easy man. If you are fellowship it is a BAD thing to them, Fellowship means basically, you fucked up and did some real horrible shit and got kicked from the congregation and are never allowed back, BUT you still are a follower of Jehova. Just some information for you in the future.

[MadGypsy]

@WL - LMAO! That's really funny but I'm not gonna do it. I enjoy smiling, super light convo, followed by SLAM


My friend Jorge printed like 5 or 6 pamphlets up and went door to door trying to convert people to Satanism. The fucked up thing was, he is so intelligent and knowledgeable that people couldn't disengage from him. What started as a joke turned into hours of him having incredible debates. It's really hard to win an argument with someone that knows your religion and bible better than you do and they are cunning enough to flip it all around on you. Jorge is kinda scary. Waaaaay too smart. If he called me up and told me he figured out how to move shit with his mind, I can't say that I would automatically call bullshit. If anybody could do that, he'd be one of 'em.

[wicked_lord]

@WL - LMAO! That's really funny but I'm not gonna do it. I enjoy smiling, super light convo, followed by SLAM


My friend Jorge printed like 5 or 6 pamphlets up and went door to door trying to convert people to Satanism. The fucked up thing was, he is so intelligent and knowledgeable that people couldn't disengage from him. What started as a joke turned into hours of him having incredible debates. It's really hard to win an argument with someone that knows your religion and bible better than you do and they are cunning enough to flip it all around on you. Jorge is kinda scary. Waaaaay too smart. If he called me up and told me he figured out how to move shit with his mind, I can't say that I would automatically call bullshit. If anybody could do that, he'd be one of 'em.

Here we have the next 'chris angel'. MindFREAK! My dad does the same thing. When these people come to his door he has to engage into hours long conversations and debate them about the bible. His dad (my grandfather) was a pentecostal for 40 year's before he passed away and he is the only man i know (grandfather) to leave a nut house (literally) go home and DESTROY everything in the house on a sunday while my grandmother and her 6 children were at church. Grandmother came home to a DESTROYED home, everything broken and smashed and she called the Sheriff which was the only law enforcement officer back in those day's in the entire town to come check the house out. After a walkthrough he discovered my grandfather on the back porch ""this is not a joke"" READING THE BIBLE.. He tried his damnest to talk to my grandfather and my grandfather continued to read that bible for not 1, not 2, but 3 day's.. He sat there so long he defecated on himself, did not eat or drink until that bible was done. He was a man of that bible and you could not debate it with him as he read that bible from the first word to the last without skipping any. I remember calling him out on this, and almost got punched in the throat. Sadly, he is in a better place now. But in any debate, my dad has read the bible from end to end as well, except it took years and not days. So i don't argue with him or anyone on it as i have never really read it.

[MadGypsy]

My faith is centered around the Pentecostal dogma. I spent 3 days a week for 14 years either in church, sunday school or bible studies/fellowships. In all that time I can say I'm really confident that we made it through the bible way more than once.

It's all fucked up though. My parents destroyed my desire to have anything to do with God. For the last 7 or so years of the 14 years I went to church. I was given no choice but to believe what my parents believe and worship/praise the God they told me to.

Here''s the deep shit. I was 11 years old and I put this together in my head. God gives every man a choice, my parents give me none, they do not worship God. If they worshipped the true God they would give me a choice because not to is to usurp God of the rights he has given me..

Any chance of me having a relationship with God went out the window. Of course as I got older and nobody could deny my choice I started seeking god on my own, in my own way. Unfortunately, I'm too cynical, jaded and wicked, basically a LeVeyan Satanist. I worship me and do little more than acknowledge there is a God.

I know this isn't right. I believe I have the information that will get me to heaven and I want nothing to do with it. I hope my heart changes as I get older. I firmly believe that I am on a straight path to hell and it would behoove me to get my heart and spirit right before I die.

I think my biggest hurdle is repentance. I'm just not fuckin sorry and no matter how hard I try to feel some "sorry" for my wickedness, I'm not sorry. How do you make the first step (repentance) if you aren't sorry about anything?

Don't get me wrong I am sorry about "things" - like yesterday I told Dutch that I didn't like his new gun and a part of his reply made me feel bad for not having better words to express myself. However that's not really along the level of a "repent to god" kind of thing. I talking about unmarried sex, being hateful cause I hate, etc...

[Spike]

anyone else find it amusing that a conversation about US citizenship turns to religion? :s

[MadGypsy]

Well, that's my fault cause I type in streams and I get bored or sidetracked from what the subject is because my mind is always wandering. This is why could never be a public speaker.

"And if you vote for me I will make marijuana legal across the entire U.S. That reminds me I saw this awesome Grateful Dead shirt the other day..."

see, I just can't stay focused and dont ever really care what the topic is to begin with. I also am not a fan of the dead it was just a quick example.