John Romero Presents John Romero's 'John Romero

[OMacKnight]

John Romero Releases Details on Next Project

Just bumped into this gem of a satirical article.

[MadGypsy]

Your link sent me on a little adventure in reading. On my travels I found this.



lol - problems = off

I wish it worked like that.

[OMacKnight]

Your link sent me on a little adventure in reading. On my travels I found this.



lol - problems = off

I wish it worked like that.

If only

[R00k]

Thursday, May 25, 2000

"I've successfully revolutionized the entire FPS genre by designing 'Daikatana', a game that will undoubtedly become a classic title to gamers across the world," Romero explained at a recent press conference. "Since I feel I have already achieved perfection with this work of art, I do not think there is any room left in the FPS field for another title by me. With this in mind, I am concentrating my efforts on a different type of game, one that is not limited to the confining FPS genre. I am now spearheading the development of 'John Romero Presents John Romero's "John Romero"', a game which will cross all borders and redefine the entire concept of gaming."

John seems kinda cool, but imho his ego is bigger than his hair, (or his wife's tits).

[MadGypsy]

Yeah, but your quote is from that fake news site. Did he really say any of that? I'm pretty sure he didn't say this

With this in mind, I am concentrating my efforts on a different type of game, one that is not limited to the confining FPS genre. I am now spearheading the development of 'John Romero Presents John Romero's "John Romero"', a game which will cross all borders and redefine the entire concept of gaming."

[R00k]

i know. It's all in jest...

[RL Clown]

John seems kinda cool, but imho his ego is bigger than his hair, (or his wife's tits).

I thank OMacKnight for making this thread... Rook, your statement has definitely made my day! That was really funny! Without question, John Romero has revolutionized the world of gaming. John Romero should be inducted into the idsoftware hall of fame. John Romero is a king.

[OMacKnight]

Brenda Romero presents Brenda Romero's Forehead, the analogue board game pen and paper simulator where YOUR MORALITY IS THE PLOT (I hope somebody gets the reference)

[MadGypsy]

lol you weren't joking about that forehead. Not a bad looking woman though. He could have done a lot worse.

[OMacKnight]

Yeah, when I was doing a college project on her (she was one of the given designers) I instantly noticed the massive forehead, but she's one of the coolest chicks in gaming that I've had the chance to talk to. Also, her analogue games are really cool, but one of those one time experiences.

[Syluxguy28O3]

i almost feel like there's a second invisible face on her forehead.

[OMacKnight]

i almost feel like there's a second invisible face on her forehead.

My response exactly.

[Syluxguy28O3]

so is the invisible face the real one? hmmm...

[OMacKnight]

I do believe you have cracked the case of the cursed cranium!

[R00k]

What did u say about my momma?!