Hahah, here in Wisconsin 3 beers is what you drink before the drinking gets started. We go to a bar before we're going out to a bar.
-"You heard about that gigantic hurricane that's gonna hit us tonight, and the city wide evacuation?"
~"Yeah brah, we goin to The Maple Leaf and get fuuuuucked up."
I can't hate on that too much without being a complete hypocrite.
The funny thing is, the bar will actually be open. Before Katrina nobody took hurricanes seriously. Right before Katrina hit the Mayor was on the news telling everybody that no bar will be open...lol. Errybody left (well, everybody that could). I miss Katrina, I was independently wealthy for a long time after that storm. I know that sounds horrible but, I was independently wealthy cause I was fixing peoples houses and there was a lot of them to fix. I also miss Katrina cause this city was so unpopulated that I claimed my entire block as the State of Gypsy and there was nobody to argue that. I had a flag and everything. It was a tax free zone, too.
i would sit on the beach...
Who is the lightweight? 3 beers? Wont even feel it.
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