Dumb Jokes Thread

[Baker]

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

[Yellow No. 5]

bakers out of control!

but ok here's obviously the best:

A man walks into a bar with a tortoise on his head. He asks for some cheese. The bartender says "but this is a bar", so the man says "that's OK, the tortoise is paying!"

[Amon26]

This one will get a good wide range of responses despite its simplicity.

::The Truck Joke::

Ask me if I'm a truck.

"are you a truck?"

no.

Ive been injured for telling that one.

[Monster]

HUH?! ME not understand these jokes. Monster think that monster says these jokes are stoopid.

[Net-Tyme]

I got Bakers.. Lost on the other two. Didn't get Yellow's at all. And NOOOO
I'm not blonde. ;�

[Baker]

Didn't get Yellow's at all. And NOOOO
I'm not blonde. ;�

Yellow likes cheese and loves turtles.

[QuadRaptor]

You can pick your friends.
You can pick your nose.
But you CAN'T pick your friend's nose.

[Canadian*Sniper]

bakers out of control!

but ok here's obviously the best:

A man walks into a bar with a tortoise on his head. He asks for some cheese. The bartender says "but this is a bar", so the man says "that's OK, the tortoise is paying!"

I still don't get it. Were you born with a giant stick up yer bum?

[Canadian*Sniper]

Yellow likes cheese and loves turtles.

I have a pet Turtle name Sheldon. wooooooo (it's going to live when I die of old age, yay.... )

[Bank]

Three guys are sitting in a boat, they've been lost at sea for days, have no food, water, and no way to move the boat. Suddenly, a can floats along and one of the men picks it up, a Genie comes out and say "3 wishes, one each."

The First guy says "When I get home, I want the best house in the world, with 6 garages, and a roof that can deflect meteors."

The Genie says "Ok, when you get home."

The Second guy says "When I get home, I want the best car in the world, like a jet car, with rockets and boosters."

The Genie says "Alright, when you get home."

So they all think the last guy will wish them home, right?

The Last guy says "I wish the whole ocean was beer."

Water turns brown, Genie dissapears, first guy says "Damnit Carl!"




"Now we gotta pee in the boat!"

[Canadian*Sniper]

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Olive
Olive Who?
Olive over there partner

Knock Knock
Who's There?
thatcher
thatcher Who?
thatcher idea of a joke

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ida
Ida Who?
Ida opened it myself if Ida key!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Mary
Mary Who?
Merry Christmas !!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
orange
orange Who?
orange ya' glad I told you this joke?

You'll forgive me for those dumb jokes when you watch this banned commercial

[scar3crow]

That commercial was neither offensive nor funny.

Here, have some atrocious jokes.

I came up with this one when I was 7, beware. What do you call a surgical convention in Greece? The medicterranean. Here let me Catholic it up for you, what do you call an apologist convention in Italy? The medicterranean see.

Yeah I dont expect many to get the variant there...

I came up with this one when I was 22, which I still am:
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Escape Artist
Escape artist who?
Escape artist Houdini!

And heres one that wonderfully offends people even though its actually mocking jingoism and modern country music...

Knock Knock
Whos there?
September 11th
September 11th who?
You said youd never forget!

[Perochi]

your jokes suck.

[Canadian*Sniper]

Welcome to the Dumb Jokes Thread

[scar3crow]

http://media.planetboredom.net/seinfeld.swf

wow.