Russians drill into HELL

[golden_boy]

"As a communist I don�t believe in Heaven or the Bible; but as a scientist I now believe in Hell," said Dr. Azzacove. "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And we are absolutely convinced that we drilled through the gates of Hell!"

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"We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment."

"But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren�t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!"

[Mindf!3ldzX]

Let me google that for you

lol. Go Go SciShow

[MadGypsy]

Sooo... hell is in Siberia? That's pretty funny cause one entymology of the word translates it to 'sleeping land' and another 'local people'. I guess they found the local people.

Lol, their worst suspicions were confirmed, it was the screaming of millions of humans...

Complete drivel.

I heard thunder but when I looked out the window my worst suspicion was confirmed... it was actually a nuclear war.

If they can lower a mic down there they can lower a camera.I guess officially discoving hell isn't a big deal.

[golden_boy]

April fools.

[MadGypsy]

lol... I'm a fool everyday.

[Adam]

April fools.

Damn! I had my plane tickets bought and my super shotgun packed.

[golden_boy]

Hard to fit through a borehole

[Ebisu]

I guess Hell really is on Earth.

[R00k]

@Ebisu
April Fools' Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

the OP was a joke.

on a side note , i just tried to connect to your qw server in DarkPlaces and it said banned, and connect failed.

[Adam]

Hard to fit through a borehole

Good job I didn't bore'd the plane.
It would of been a bore'ing flight back
and, across the bore'd, a waste of time.
I bore witness to your April tomfoolery.

=)

[Mindf!3ldzX]

Good job I didn't bore'd the plane.
It would of been a bore'ing flight back
and, across the bore'd, a waste of time.
I bore witness to your April tomfoolery.

=)

Asterix !?

[Spike]

asterix was such a boar...

I can't shake the feeling that this april fools is a repeat from last year.

[golden_boy]

Nice one, Adam.

I can't remember what the april joke was last year...

[MadGypsy]

@last year april fools: Baker thought he was gonna fool everyone into thinking he was leaving, when really he was just releasing Engine X. Actually, maybe that was 2 years ago.