3 Word Story?

[Canadian*Sniper]

didn't notice the

[Bank]

Finnish! peasants starting

[foq]

to get angry

[Monster]

so they brutally

[foq]

attacked Lord Bank
(hehe)

[Bank]

but were no

[foq]

fdg bag grammer i guess

[Bank]

(That doesnt make any sense! Logically or gramatically! The obvious answer is "were no match for his ultimate skill etc.")

[foq]

ehem, continuing...
..
match for TehChosenTwo's

[Canadian*Sniper]

spicy meata ballz

[Bank]

with which Hitler

[Phenom]

Couldn't share with...

[Grim]

Oh Em Gee


*edit*

So far we have:
There once was a 3-fragger named Oh Em Gee who liked to double post a lot. Who happened to find a new way to the catacombs where Lord Bank built an army consisting of many ores, shamblers, and Salty Potato Chips. Lord Bank liked salty shambler ships so much that jim belushi would perform an amazing Volcan neck pinch and then realize That He Accidently misspelled Vulcan because he is retarded Because of this, Hitler arrived to wreak havok on "Finland!" he cried as he pulled nose hairs with magical cooking tongs from the belly of Shub-Nigaruth He said "I really need a refreshing can of Finland!" he cried so he went on a boozerun to finland! And didn't notice the Finnish! peasants starting to get angry so they brutally attacked Lord Bank but were no match for TehChosenTwo's spicy meata ballz with which Hitler Couldn't share with Oh Em Gee

[Canadian*Sniper]

(I want 20% of the profits off this story)

[TehChozenTwo]

the rest of