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    does TehChozenTwo look just fucking like Monster?
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    Monster: So it's true...you and I are...

    TehChozenTwo: Yes, twins, but we're not ordinary twins... we're twins linked by cursed genes. Les enfants terribles. You're fine. You got all the old man's dominant genes. I got all the flawed, recessive genes. Everything was done so that you would be the greatest of his children. The only reason I exist is so they could create you.

    Monster: I was the favorite, huh.

    TehChozenTwo: That's right! I'm just the leftovers of what they used to make you. Can you understand what it's like to know that you're garbage since the day you were born!? But...I'm the one father chose.

    Monster: ...So that's why you're so obsessed with Tical. Some warped kind of love.

    TehChozenTwo: Love!? It's hate!! He always told me I was inferior and now I'll have my revenge!! You should understand me, brother. You killed our father with your own hands! You stole my chance for revenge! Now I'll finish the work that father began. I will surpass him... I will destroy him!

    Monster: You're just like Baker.

    TehChozenTwo: Well I'm not like you. Unlike you, I'm proud of the destiny that is encoded into my very genes. Yeah!

    (TehChozenTwo hops into Chthon's cockpit.)

    Monster: Damn!!

    TehChozenTwo: Monster! Your blood will be the first to be spilt by this glorious new weapon. Consider it an honor... a gift from your brother. Now, I'll show you! The power of the weapon that will lead us in the 21st century!

    Monster: It's moving...

    Monster: How do I stop it?

    (Monster electrocutes Chthon.)

    Monster: Did that do it!? Damn!!!


    TehChozenTwo: Nice try, Monster! Die!!
    Last edited by Canadian*Sniper; 07-19-2006, 10:12 PM.

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    • #3
      I seriously thought they might be the same person, but alter-egos.

      ANTI-BANK WOULD BE TOTALLY NICE AND HELPFUL, SWEET JESUS!
      "It's called being awesome, maybe you should try it." -Bank

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      • #4
        Yes, clearly the Monster and TehChozenTwo are twins, one of them being the evil one, maybe the dark one himself?

        But which one is it?

        I say take no chances, shoot both of them with rocket launchers.
        Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.

        So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...

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        • #5
          no way. I think t3hchozentwo looks more like Bank. I think I look a little like Fragbait did in his older pics of when he was like 14-15.

          If we were twins, the MONSTER would be the evil, dark one. RRRROOOOORARRRRR!!!!

          Switch the names of who said what, and it would be correct.

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          • #6
            http://www.quakeone.com/mkportal/mod...album/a_93.jpg
            http://www.quakeone.com/forums/image...ine=1152917227

            the only difference I see is the hair,and thats just coz monster looks like he just woke up,Teh looks like he just got out of the bathroom from preparing for a pimp-spree

            neither of you look like Bank btw
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            • #7
              Maybe one of these tournaments should give away free hair cuts, heheh
              Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.

              So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...

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              • #8
                None of you know what I look like, those are both joke pictures. Ah...the 80s.
                EDIT:
                Last edited by Bank; 07-20-2006, 02:40 PM.
                "It's called being awesome, maybe you should try it." -Bank

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                • #9
                  rofl at the dbz poster
                  e|------------------------0---------------
                  B|---------------0^1----------------1----
                  G|---------------2------2------0^2-------
                  D|---------------2-------2--2-------------
                  A|---------------0------------------------
                  E|----------------------------------------

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                  • #10
                    ROFL ok, maybe we do look kind of alike.

                    and foqer, STFU about that Dbz poster. I've had it for like 3 years and haven't felt like taking it down yet.

                    I'm supposed to get a haircut soon. I would like to have longer hair, like down to my shoulders, so it would look uber-awesome when I headbang. Short hair looks stupid on me, IMO.

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                    • #11
                      lol
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                      • #12
                        I know what Bank looks like but I turned into stone after seeing his eyes

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Bank
                          stubblestash - rofl

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Canadian*Sniper
                            I know what Bank looks like but I turned into stone after seeing his eyes
                            Piercing huh?
                            "It's called being awesome, maybe you should try it." -Bank

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                            • #15
                              My stache is thicker than t3hchozentwos.

                              I'm going to grow it ultra long and then curl it.

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