Movie Quotes

[QuadRaptor]

Another one of those "non-quake" threads.

What are your favorite movie quotes? It can be one or multiple speakers.

Here's one of my favorites:

"Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and you weep alone."
From the movie Oldboy.

[Solecord]

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Basically these: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110912/quotes

[Canadian*Sniper]

<insert 10 Pulp Fiction quotes here>

I also liked how The Rock said "Big Fucking Gun" when Doom [The Movie] called it the "Bio Force Gun" :]

[Alc]

Original Doom never specified what BFG stood for in the game or instructions, I think it was Big Fucking Gun in a design document though.

Certainly wasn't coined by The Rock, or anyone to do with that atrocious film.

[QuadRaptor]

It had been coined long before he said it.

[Canadian*Sniper]

I never said the rock invented it you newbs

[Mindf!3ldzX]

Cricket?Nobody understands Cricket!You gotta know what a Crumpet is to understand Cricket!

During the Park fight between Casey Jones and Raphael!

[Mantan]

"This is my boomstick." army of darkness
"I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" Snakes on a plane *fixd*

[QuadRaptor]

Heheheh, after Bank said it a billion times, I know you got the Snakes on the Plane quote wrong.

"I have HAD IT with these mutha fuckin snakes on this mutha fuckin plane!"

[Shadowswift]

Helmet: "Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not UP it!"
Cross-eye'd gunner: "Sorry sir! Doing my best!"
Helmet: "Who made that man a gunner?"
Cross-eye'd officer: "I did, sir. He's my cousin!"
Helmet: "Who is that man?"
Colonal Sanders: "He's an asshole, sir."
Helmet: "...I know that! What's his name?!"
Sanders: "That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole."
Helmet: "And his cousin?"
Sanders: "He's an asshole, too, sir. Gunners mate first class, Phillip Asshole."
Helmet: "How many assholes we got on this ship?!"
Crew in unison: "YO!"
Helmet: "...I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!"

[Grim]

"You can't handle the truth!!"

[bonbons]

"Your balls are showing"

"BUMBBLEBEATUNA!"

[L3ftisM]

"dying aint much of a living boy" clint eastwood