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Ok So It's Summer Time Right So I Decided To Do A Little "cleaning Up" 
. I Shaved My Twig And Berries
A) Thats The Way The Ladies Like It
B) Whenever I Went To Scratch My Nuts I Had To Navigate 5 Of My Gentle Fingers Through Some Dense And Thick Underbrush. It Was Like Trying To Finger A Bitch With Poison Sumack Growing On Her Milkshake.
Every Summer I Do This It's Like A Ritual. Anyways Now My Tootsie Roll Area Itches Like Crazy I Can't Take It Guys Im Considering Suicide. It Usually Isnt Like This It Doesnt Itch This Bad But Oh My God I Have To Sit In A Bathtub All Day Cause If Im Not Sitting In The Bathtub Im Going To Be Scratching My Mangina Area And Its Getting Painful.
Should I Cover Myself In Aloe Vera? Soak My Groins In The Blood Of Infants? Hurry Plz I Think Im Going To Scratch A Hole In My Boxer Briefs. Very Sexy By The Way Wear Boxer Briefs If You Want Girls To Start Touching Themselves The Moment They See You.
. I Shaved My Twig And BerriesA) Thats The Way The Ladies Like It
B) Whenever I Went To Scratch My Nuts I Had To Navigate 5 Of My Gentle Fingers Through Some Dense And Thick Underbrush. It Was Like Trying To Finger A Bitch With Poison Sumack Growing On Her Milkshake.
Every Summer I Do This It's Like A Ritual. Anyways Now My Tootsie Roll Area Itches Like Crazy I Can't Take It Guys Im Considering Suicide. It Usually Isnt Like This It Doesnt Itch This Bad But Oh My God I Have To Sit In A Bathtub All Day Cause If Im Not Sitting In The Bathtub Im Going To Be Scratching My Mangina Area And Its Getting Painful.
Should I Cover Myself In Aloe Vera? Soak My Groins In The Blood Of Infants? Hurry Plz I Think Im Going To Scratch A Hole In My Boxer Briefs. Very Sexy By The Way Wear Boxer Briefs If You Want Girls To Start Touching Themselves The Moment They See You.
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