for all your amusement..

[=peg=]

i have saved a chatlog from quake (condump) and only edited a bit for readability..
normally i would not do this kind of thing but..
ah well its a classic

Just for all of u who have been annoyed over the years by mr holiday aka pitbull,
a reminder to never take this guy seriously when he is trying to wind you up

     mr holiday:  got new pc at last mike
     mr holiday:  slap told me what spec to get
     mr holiday:  i got 1 built at aria
     mr holiday:  lol
cyrus the virus: were you still using that shit P3
     mr holiday:  p3999   yes
     mr holiday:  lol
     mr holiday:  noe this much quicker
cyrus the virus: no shit!
     mr holiday:  sherlock
            peg: :)
     mr holiday:  did u see spec slap told me to get ?
cyrus the virus: makes you wonder why you didn't do it earlie
cyrus the virus: r?
cyrus the virus: no
     mr holiday:  correct
     mr holiday:  hi rick
           slap: hola
           slap: easy
           slap: easy
       pit bull:  320 gig h/d
       pit bull:  pukka
           slap: on the clock
            peg: so.. what gfx card does he have slap?
       pit bull:  1 min
           slap: kinshite
            peg: :)
       pit bull:  tell him rick
cyrus the virus: onboard?
       pit bull:  wot is it
           slap: shared i think
       pit bull:  onboard
       pit bull:  mike i send u spec
            peg: so no cool new graphics client for pit yet 
            peg: then
            peg: :)
           slap: its good enough for him
           slap: it will run gl quake
            peg: allbeit running shite
            peg: :)
           slap: nah it will be better than a voodoo1
            peg: :)
            peg: lol
           slap: and he plays in 320 x 200
            peg: :)
           slap: so it will look amazing
           slap: to him
            peg: hehe
            peg: better not show him screenies of
            peg: darkplaces in full glory then
            peg: :)
           slap: darkplaces - pits arsehole :)
            peg: :)
            peg: :)
            peg: :)
           slap: easy
       pit bull:  512x384 now i use rick
           slap: not 2 bad
           slap: 
           slap: il lsort it for u
            peg: 2048x1536 looks better tho
            peg: :)
       pit bull:  peg  slap cumin next thurs to sort it all o
       pit bull:  he is a good boy :-)
           slap: deltree c:/
            peg: hehe
       pit bull:  out for me
cyrus the virus: haha
           slap: ill sort out your
           slap: id 10 t settings as well
       pit bull: rick it doesnt say wot g/card it is
       pit bull:  on the spec u sent me
       pit bull:  i kept email
           slap: will be on board
       pit bull:  yes i know but wot type is it ??
           slap: whats ur id io  t atm john?
       pit bull:  peg asked me earlier
       pit bull:  wot ????
           slap: id ten T
       pit bull:  dont know wot u on about
           slap: i sec i cant remembber
           slap: type
           slap: 1d 10 t
           slap: in chat
       pit bull:  wot does that do
           slap: card spec
       pit bull:  now in console
       pit bull:  here
           slap: in chat so we see it
           slap: 1d 10 t
           slap: 
       pit bull:  chat ??
           slap: press t and do it
            peg: :)
           slap:  = chat dummy
       pit bull: 1d 10
       pit bull:  where
           slap: u nearly did it
           slap: u missed the t
       pit bull:  u takin the piss
           slap: nope
           slap: easy
            peg: :)
       pit bull:  where do i type 1d 10 ?
           slap: press T like to talk
           slap: and type it then
       pit bull:  wot will that tell me
           slap: it will tell us
           slap: not u
       pit bull:  fuk u knob head :-)
           slap: grrr
            peg: :)
           slap: lol what - u asked for help
       pit bull:  ring me rick
           slap: 1 sec
            peg: :)
       pit bull: 
       pit bull: 
           slap: dirka dirka dirka islamic jihad
           slap: dirka dirka dirka islamic jihad
       pit bull: 1d 10 t
            peg: :)
       pit bull: 1d 10 t
       pit bull: 1d10t
           slap: roflol
            peg: lol
            peg: look closer pit
            peg: ur spelling idiot
            peg: :)
           slap: roflol
       pit bull:  the twat slap
cyrus the virus: fuck me pmsl
       pit bull:  u bastards
            peg: :)
            peg: :)
cyrus the virus: :)
            peg: n1 slap
            peg: :)
       pit bull:  u bastards
           slap: he is laughing like fuck on the phone
            peg: :)
       pit bull:  laffin like fuk here
            peg: :)
       pit bull:  cant believe he got me
           slap: hahahha
       pit bull:  bastard
           slap: wind em in
            peg: :)
            peg: :)
       pit bull:  n1 rick must admit
           slap: pukka man
           slap: goto mine not as laggy ?
            peg: :)
           slap: 1d1ot
           slap: 1d1ot
           slap: 1d1ot
           slap: 1d1ot
           slap: dirka dirka dirka islamic jihad
           slap: dirka dirka dirka islamic jihad
           slap: your just a  softy lame arse
           slap: easy
           slap: its a pleasure
           slap: 1d1ot
 lafin like fuk:  lol
 lafin like fuk:  q pussy slap
           slap: 1d1ot
           slap: n1
           slap: git n1
           slap: noddy
           slap: noddy
            peg: :)
           slap: brb
 lafin like fuk:  k
 lafin like fuk:  mike last
cyrus the virus: idiot
            peg: :)
            peg: hi! 
cyrus the virus: lag
            peg: nice lag
       pit bull:  lag
       pit bull:  cyrus last
       pit bull:  lol
cyrus the virus: idiot
            peg: :)

soz pit

[Paradi$e]

haha, he had that coming, but he's not annoying at all, on shmack there are some real assholes.

[Cplusplus]

Hahaha N1