Omicron is killing the board

[Phenom]

Man, that wasn't needed.

Hahaha Joao Go play some Quake and get off the forums slacker!

[joao93]

You're right, Phenom. All I've been playing this month was FvF.

And I think there's love between Paradise and Omicron. Who agrees?

[Phenom]

And I think there's love between Paradise and Omicron. Who agrees?

ha ha ha funny joke

[omix2]

End of story is: Baked and the RuneQuaker - Slugnut own you! HaHa! I will keep repeating that over and over until you choke on your pacifier you NOOB! WAAA!!! ROFL! Too funny, I own you again! HaHa, go back to sleep SCRUB!

Now I am going to get some real lovin' from my real bf, while you flip through the magazines of imaginary skinny bishes and jack off on your dirty toilet.

You know, if you didn't look like the female version of allen iverson, I could actually take offense to something you say.

On top of that raping you 1v1 was hilarious and gratifying.

[Fuzznut]

You're right, Phenom. All I've been playing this month was FvF.

And I think there's love between Paradise and Omicron. Who agrees?

LOL! Not to mention Surfer Girl and Fat Ugly Bitch. You can't tell me those two ain't hot for one another. :d

[Fuzznut]

[23:08] *** omicron has joined #clan_tu
[23:08] *** ClanBot-09 sets mode +o on omicron
[23:08] *** ClanBot-09 sets mode +v on omicron
[23:08] <omicron> excuse me while i fucking vomit
[23:08] <omicron> this channel should be closed
[23:08] *** omicron has left #clan_tu

Sheesh, what a plague.

If he really felt that way he wouldn't of popped in at all. You know he really wanted to hang with us. He just got all flustered and didnt know what to say so he reverted to type.

[Phenom]

If he really felt that way he wouldn't of popped in at all. You know he really wanted to hang with us. He just got all flustered and didnt know what to say so he reverted to type.

Omicron = Stan
Wendy = Tu

[QuadRaptor]

I don't even have to watch that video to know what's gonna happen

[spooker]

f'real dood. never seen anyone so obsessed with a clan before. omi's far more obsessed with our clan than anyone in it. if you suck up to us we'll let you join

[Paradi$e]

You know, if you didn't look like the female version of allen iverson, I could actually take offense to something you say.

On top of that raping you 1v1 was hilarious and gratifying.

Allen Iverson?!? That is quite a compliment. That dude looks good! Thanks! You have very nice taste in men - but you give gay people a bad rep and name - you love too much attention from this board which is mostly male posters - if you noticed. Duh! And for what?, I don't know, but I am the only female here that bothers to spar insults with you and thus far, I won all of them. But I plan to retire very soon as I have more productive things to do.

HINT: 3rd shift is great, I know you were dying to know about that! I work by myself in an empty office, and do very rudimentary stuff, I have a lot of downtime, in which, being bored, I clowned you a lot.

I finish my job in 3 hours and have 5 remaining hours to kill in which I mostly sleep, read or surf the net. No boss, nobody watching over me, nothing!Completely stress-free, relaxation bliss!

If there is ever a problem, all I have to do is call-up somebody, and it is taken care of. I got 2 salary raises thus far and getting a 3rd one this year on the way, I am very responsible and professional and I eat - "do" - this job flawlessly like a piece of cake, I never miss anything, make any errors, ever! It is every easy for me and the pay is great and aside from 3 hours of actual work I am doing nothing pertaining to the job and getting paid for it! Take that sucka!

People will kill for this job, but you would never know , keep busting your green-jealous ass at Mickey D's. ROFL!

But I will be bringing in my laptop - which I just purchased - and you can kiss the attention from me goodbye as I fire and play some games at work. I bet you never had a job like that, did you? Ha-Ha! So, enjoy the last bit of attention you get from me.

About the alleged 1vs1:

It was very fun for me as well I hope you getting owned by others will not deter you from playing and make you quit the game. Continue to play us, any Quaker loves a fight!

You running around with 12 ping does not count. You should consider yourself lucky I was even playing with you. I am a very good sport, but if you antagonize all the players away (bad or good) who are you left to play with? ROFL!

I did ask you to ping up, but you never did it and you never will, so, end of story for you then. Until you play someone on equal grounds you can't assert yourself better. But I really am not concerned about it, because unlike you, I build skill everyday playing proper and with an open mind. I love it, and I will catch up one day just as I surpassed the many others, maybe even beating you with your own ping. I do not dream of it like you do, but if it comes, it comes. My priorities are straight - life, job, loved ones and lastly hobbies. But hobbies do not take my number 1 and they do not take part of all my life. Speaking of which, your number 1 hobby seems to be talking shit to a bunch of nostalgic fans which you mistake for a Pro-Player League LOL! That is the funniest thing! You post more useless nonsense then you actually play.

One last thing I noticed you quoted me in your sig. I was like wow. I am very flattered. I did not get mad, I just laid back and had a great laugh, as obviously you do not know me at all.

I can tell you right now, you do not have to make me look like a whore. I love sex, I am a slut and a whore in bed and I love to get freaky with my man - you can stick this in your sig as well - I frankly am not concerned about it - but as long as I am a slut and whore with only ONE man and my future husband, it makes it all OK. Pleasing my man is never shameful to me and I love him to death and I openly express my love for him with any chance I get with no shame whatsoever.

As for you, I hope you leave that Internet chair from which you got so weak and scrawny and get some sun, because those fake blow-up dolls and fat chicks on the net you talk to are getting you nowhere. Your dream thin chick seems well out of reach for you, as the closest thing you come to her is possessing a picture of her and drooling over it.

I think we covered everything. And I really hope you do read these lasts posts - which I bet you do secretly, but will never admit, because no one gives you this much attention.

I bet you jump with glee and giggle at every post I make about you as you enjoy thinking of an - unfortantely - ineffective and lame reply which gives me more chances to punish you even more

If you really do not read them then you are weak as you block the truth because you can not stomach the truth. But I bet somebody out there IS reading my posts and laughing at you so hard they are falling off the chair. In any case, they will remain in QuakeOne's history, and there is not a thing you can do about it. You got owned in the end at your own game!

I hope you enjoyed all my posts because as I said, they might be the last ones you might ever get from me, and maybe from the others as they will just simply place you on ignore - as I am very inclined to do right now, because there is nothing more left to you and right now you just BORE me. You really ran out of things to say and it shows your limited capacity - to do anything in fact - all you do is chat spam the usual "you suck. you n00b. i own you" and the most famous "1vs1 speaknow!"

I can put some more devastating "crap" in my sig about you but I really am not interested anymore in continuing this e-flame war with you which you greatly get off on, because I see no point in it. I am moving on with this last post, and it is funny to leave you behind still talking about it.

I might throw a small jab here and there at you occasionally for the fun of it and keep it short for your short attention span. Because you just hate long readings, do you? HaHa! I wonder how you ever get through your fascinating med books in this fashion if you never have the patience to sit down and read them. Which you probably don't and just drop your books after just a few minutes and come running to the forum in a intoxicating frenzy, eager to see if there is anything new about you and type a "majestic" reply.

To be frank, I do not find anything interesting anymore of what you say. You think yourself to be deep, but you are really shallow and you come off really arrogant and ignorant and in the end the only things I remember about you are your now defunct catchprases: "you suck. you n00b. i own you" and the most famous "1vs1 speaknow!" I love that one. I do not think I will ever forget that one as long as I live. LOL! But, please try reading a fucking book in your spare time sometimes, study more for your classes, be more creative and find new material because you are putting everybody to sleep.

Well this is it for me. Enjoy the last MEGAPOST about you. Hope you get better from your disease and break a leg doing something that gets you somewhere in life I suppose - because this is not it - whatever you say it seems you live on this board as you always reply no less then just a few minutes later to a post about you. Whereas I, I have not been here for a whole week.

Well, enjoy what you have left of it. In the end I do not harbor any hate for you and it has been fun, however, I turn to doing other better things then dabbling in pointless Internet debates with some anonymous obssesed loser about me who quotes me in his sig and who has nothing to do with his time.

End in the end you are nothing but an unpleasant memory associated with a meaningless screenname that will fade away and will eventually be forgotten.

You should be banned, and if not, I guarantee you, you will be placed on ignore by virtually everybody and left to rot unattended.

Thanks for keeping me engaged, but goodbye now.

Before I leave, I think this pic greatly expresses my and all the other posters' opinion about you:

[joao93]

Paradise is rewriting the Bible!

[Shadowswift]

"goddamn, this is one wacky gameshow!"

[omix2]

holy fuck, there's no way I'm gonna read that shit. i'm a little disturbed actually

[Canadian*Sniper]

I don't think that there are many people who read paradise's posts that take up 2-3 screens. I'm just glad she summed it up with a picture in the end

[joao93]

Lord Joao finds your lack of competence... disturbing.