How many boxes would you open?

[Canadian*Sniper]

If you were in a room with 10,000 boxes of condoms where only one of them had holes, how many boxes of condoms would you take?

[Dreadful]

If you were in a room with 10,000 boxes of condoms where only one of them had holes, how many boxes of condoms would you take?

All Of Them. They're only 98% effective anyways.

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[foq]

Only if each box came with a good woman.

[Monster]

all of them because i want to die anyways

[Baker]

all of them because i want to die anyways

That's just being a teenager Life is all f'd up in those years, it's an unexplained mystery of the universe.

Life gets a lot better once you are around 19 to 20, where you will be more concerned about whether to order the pizza from Donatos or Pizza Hut.

[Solecord]

That's just being a teenager Life is all f'd up in those years, it's an unexplained mystery of the universe.

Life gets a lot better once you are around 19 to 20, where you will be more concerned about whether to order the pizza from Donatos or Pizza Hut.

Blah, never heard of Donatos and Pizza Hut sucks. Gotta go with local italian eateries for my pizza.

[Baker]

Blah, never heard of Donatos and Pizza Hut sucks. Gotta go with local italian eateries for my pizza.

Hehe, that reminds me of all the commercials on TBS and other cable stations for fast food chains and restaurants that don't exist in Ohio :d

Donatos is an [way] overpriced pizza chain headquartered in Columbus that was bought by McDonalds 3-4 years ago. I have no idea what states they are in, but I figure if they were bought by McDonalds it had to be fair number but I see in Google there don't appear to be any in Wisconsin.

A single pizza can sometimes cost nearly $25 and I'll never believe the economy is in a downturn while they are still in business You find them all over the place in affluent areas and places where businesses expense everything and have no concern about the bill.

All of Pizza Hut's pizzas suck except their Stuffed Crust ones, which are the only ones I ever get.

That being said, even those pizzas suck compared to virtually every local pizza shop in every city.

[Monster]

hopefully, dont see how it will get better. just seems like the same shit. instaed of high school, its college and work. woohooo what fun

and this pizza talk is making me hungry. =O

[Solecord]

College is way better than high school. You'll see...

[Baker]

hopefully, dont see how it will get better. just seems like the same shit. instaed of high school, its college and work. woohooo what fun

and this pizza talk is making me hungry. =O

High school age years suck beyond belief. Especially emotionally.

You are sensitive about your perception, worry about your future, do lots of stupid things by accident or by intent, have lots of mean things done to you and do mean things to others, and at the same time have no power over your life.

College is way better than high school. You'll see...

Yes. No kidding. :d:d

College is fun; you don't have to go to the classes unless you want to generally and you can still get good grades and anyone who can bust out waypoints for 70 maps won't have a problem.

[Monster]

yeah emotionally indeed. ah well i guess ill try and have as much fun as i can. everyone tells me i need to get laid or get a g/f or whatever. i could easily do both of those. havent found the right girl yet .

yeah i heard people aren't as fuckin stupid as they are in high school at college. ah well ill just try to make the best of it.


anyway dont want to de-rail this topic too much, thanks for the kind thoughts baker, heh

[Canadian*Sniper]

This thread is about opening boxes and how many you'd open. This is super important!

[Lardarse]

That being said, even those pizzas suck compared to virtually every local pizza shop in every city.

I know 4 people who can recommend the Pizza Research Institute in Eugene, Oregon.

[Mindf!3ldzX]

What about the fascist dictator and his police state?

I know this is a major derail, but I've read some interesting stories about people using non-lethal methods in self-defense and getting prosecuted for a felony.

In particular, the stories tend to involve women defending themselves from an attacker with stuff like a pepper spray or one of those stun gun devices.

I bet if they shot and killed the perpetrator with gun they wouldn't have been prosecuted, but self-defense with a non-lethal method gets a felony prosecution, haha.

This is how governments work; inept. Police can only respond to a crime that has already occurred, they can't prevent a crime.

/Yes, major derail but just a passing comment. And no, I don't think the world sucks -- the world is pretty cool! Just trusting governments sucks! They come up with shitty ideas and do them shittily, usually laws passed by assholes that have their own security detail and live in some mansion directing government $$$ to their friends and family COUGH*BUSHFAMILY*COUGH

I was given some very valuable advice one time...mom's know everything

1: If you plan on stomping someones ass,do it spontaneously.No threats!
2: The ass beating dealt will directly reflect the bill,it costs money to hurt people!
3: Pre-Meditated anything comes with stiffer penalties than being spontaneous

They will never outlaw guns, every gun owning american is an insurance policy,with deadly force if necessary haha.


around here in MS / FL ,and everywhere in between to my knowledge, we get to enjoy CiCi's pizza. It's like pizza heaven,you walk in and the aroma of like 20+ different styles of pizza fill the air. Good stuff!

[Phenom]

I was given some very valuable advice one time...mom's know everything

1: If you plan on stomping someones ass,do it spontaneously.No threats!
2: The ass beating dealt will directly reflect the bill,it costs money to hurt people!
3: Pre-Meditated anything comes with stiffer penalties than being spontaneous

They will never outlaw guns, every gun owning american is an insurance policy,with deadly force if necessary haha.


around here in MS / FL ,and everywhere in between to my knowledge, we get to enjoy CiCi's pizza. It's like pizza heaven,you walk in and the aroma of like 20+ different styles of pizza fill the air. Good stuff!

CiCi FTW!

btw your mom sounds pretty cool I like the part about spontaneous ass beatings! haha