Stupid bees

[Baker]

I like summer better than winter, but one thing I hate about the spring and the summer are bees.

Last year I posted at Quakeboard.net about this stupid gigantic bee that liked to hover in my driveway about 8 foot in the air in the same place all day long.

You get out of your car and more or less menances you slightly.

Last year, I geared up with "defensive measures" and tried to kill them damn thing with a can of bee/wasp killer and that thing did more evasive manuevers than F-16, and I used a whole can of it without hitting it even a single time. Maybe it got enough fumes or something from the attempt because a couple of days later it was gone.

This year, I was hoping I wouldn't have to deal with that.

And today, I go outside and some mammoth bee is hanging around hovering 8 foot in the air in the same place right.

I hate those things. I don't know if it is the same bee or a different one.

[Monster]

Damn, the bees here aren't THAT annoying. I've never been stung by a bee, wasp, hornet, yellow jacket, etc. in my life. Take a pic of this "mammoth" bee. Would be interesting, maybe it is a new species of bee.

[Baker]

The bee is about twice as big as the average one. I've been semi-afraid of bees ever since foolishly trying to catch one when I was little kid (that didn't work out so hot ). Obviously, I got stung.

I've only been stung by any bee/wasp just that single time.

I've killed thousands of wasp/bees when I was a kid (*revenge* ), but I'm still don't like 'em. It maybe the only thing in this world I'm really afraid of, heh.

Probably the only thing that would I would like less than bees are hornets (those things are gigantic), but I don't live out in the country so I never see those :d :d :d
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One day, a scientist will invent the mini-size watch with tiny bee-seeking anti-bee missiles to take care of this problem. Hehehh :d :d

[Net-Tyme]

good pesty subject. We had Yellow Jackets and Wasps so bad I put those traps up all over the place. They work but the only problem is you have to clean the darn things out and reload it all the time.

[Canadian*Sniper]

I found mosquitos more annoying than bees. When I worked as a painter, the paint would attract a large ammount of those fuckers and it's not like I can run away or anything. I had a job to do

[Baker]

good pesty subject. We had Yellow Jackets and Wasps so bad I put those traps up all over the place. They work but the only problem is you have to clean the darn things out and reload it all the time.

Wasps and Yellow Jackets don't tend to be so bold and move slowly.

Bees a lot of times act like they own the freaking place and have an attitude.

I find the ultimate weapon against bees is a tennis racket. Nice, fast and aerodynamic. If ... you can get close enough to them.

This stupid bee I dealt with last year would fly off high in the sky and come back on each attempt to kill it.

I found mosquitos more annoying than bees. When I worked as a painter, the paint would attract a large ammount of those fuckers and it's not like I can run away or anything. I had a job to do

That had to suck. I hate mosquitos too. Fortunately, there is no stagnant water for miles from the subdivision I live in, so we never get them here.

But I hate mosquitos too.

[Canadian*Sniper]

I don't fear bees, bees fear me. I eat them for lunch! Yum Yum Yum

Mosquitos I don't eat. They come from swampy areas. Yucky There's one important thing I learned about mosquitos that turned out to be really helpful. If they're on you, just ignore them. If you start dancing all over the place then more mosquitos will come

Bees are fine, it's the Wasps and Horse Flies that can get annoying.

[Net-Tyme]

OMG.. those damn horse flys!!! I fricken HATE those things.

Nothing like getting bit by one and the massive bump it leaves looks like an egg under your skin. The only thing I ever found to deter those is Deep Woods Off.

Baker we have those bee's here.. those don't normally bother anyone. ok. im laughing here because the only reason I could figure out that they would is you must smell awful sweet to them. ;� Or wear alot of yellow. Or perhaps have a filling that is making a buzzing noise.. hahahaha. To funny.

[Sajt]

I've never been bit by a horsefly, because when I see one I have a seizure and foam at the mouth and scream and run down the street. Those things are freaky lookin'

[Canadian*Sniper]

Don't wear bug repelant, you're only making yourself weak. Same goes with pills, I never take pills when I'm sick and I grow immunities.

also, eat lots of iron. That generates a natural bug repelant.

[scar3crow]

Urinate on EVERYTHING


Or use lighter and aerosol, thats harder to strafe than a mist of Raid.

[Phenom]

AXE'EM!! AXE'EM!! 12H!! AXe'EM!!

[scar3crow]

Actually for the past 2 lectures my Behavioral Neuroscience class has been significantly slowed down in progress due to a wasp that keeps getting in... causes most of the students to keep their heads low, and reposition if it gets too near their seat. And the instructor randomly crouches and scoots away in the middle of a sentence and will resume on the other side of the touchscreen.

[Phenom]

Kill The Stupid Insect! Its Not There To Learn Its There To Polinate You! You Would Let A Bee Polinate You! Geez! I Would Hurt That Wasp So Bad It Would Commit Seppuku Just To Put It Self Out Of Missery!

[scar3crow]

I just sat there, it never got very close to anyone except the teacher, cause he was standing.

I just appreciated it for shaking up the classroom as its at 4pm and I get drowsy during that time.