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  • #16
    thats exactly y i divorced my broad, but i kept my biatch..


    i've moved on to peanut butter toast
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    • #17
      bangin ol ladies !

      Originally posted by AAA View Post
      who needs a wife when u got hookers and strippers
      ya, hmm, ive, uhh, heard about that kinda shit mang,
      i worry about u sometimes..

      i lovez 2 b able to go up in it RAW, i frikkin hate prick covers, only like condoms when im drunk....
      Last edited by StatiC; 04-15-2010, 06:08 AM. Reason: forgot to add, youre a weenie :P
      SURGEON GENERAL WARNING:
      THE IMITATION OF ANY OR ALL MANEUVERS EXECUTED BY A BB2 H23A1 4WS PRELUDE IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR CAR'S HEALTH. DRIVING A PRELUDE MAY CAUSE LOSS OF INTEREST IN OTHER CARS, WOMEN AND SPEED LIMITS. OTHER SYMPTOMS INCLUDE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, COLD SWEATS AND OTHER SYMPTOMS RELATED TO ADDICTION. IF THE SYMPTOMS PERSIST,DRIVE!
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      • #18
        YOU " HEARD " ABOUT THOSE THINGS ?

        JESUS FUCKED CHRIST SON OF A BITCH MOTHERFUCKER BRAH !

        YOU GOTTA HEAR CHUCK'S POINT-OF-VIEW FIRST BEFORE YOU GO THINKIN BAD ABOUT THOSE THINGS !

        USUALLY WHEN YOUR DRUNK, STANDING NEXT TO A HOT WHORE'S WIZARD SLEEVE . . YOU THINK, " WHY CLOSE THE BLINDS WHEN THERES AN EXTRAVAGANT PAIR

        OF BEEF CURTAINS RIGHT HERE INFRONT OF ME ? "

        AND THEN YOU FUCKIN BEAT THAT SHIT UP LIKE LAURENCE POWELL AND STACEY KOON
        Last edited by glitch_; 04-15-2010, 06:33 AM.
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        • #19
          hot clean ones ok, but the ones i "heard" that "some" ppl fucks with are umm, ya, well, Chuck would become a pastor or sumthin, lol.

          fuck, i dont care about aids really, we all gon' die.. but, to live a life full of itchy crabs or the clap, herpes, gonorea, burning PP feelz like u shooting rockets out your dick with the rune of haste

          pussy is GOOOOD, but i aint gonna let my ol dinky juss shrivel up and die in front of me..


          Please: kill me, not my penis.
          Last edited by StatiC; 04-15-2010, 06:56 AM. Reason: i love beef curtains, covered in my own patented marinade
          SURGEON GENERAL WARNING:
          THE IMITATION OF ANY OR ALL MANEUVERS EXECUTED BY A BB2 H23A1 4WS PRELUDE IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR CAR'S HEALTH. DRIVING A PRELUDE MAY CAUSE LOSS OF INTEREST IN OTHER CARS, WOMEN AND SPEED LIMITS. OTHER SYMPTOMS INCLUDE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, COLD SWEATS AND OTHER SYMPTOMS RELATED TO ADDICTION. IF THE SYMPTOMS PERSIST,DRIVE!
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          • #20
            :s

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            • #21
              whats a dinky
              Smith & Wesson: the original point and click interface

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              • #22
                HAH ! Thats a bad mamajama
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                THE IMITATION OF ANY OR ALL MANEUVERS EXECUTED BY A BB2 H23A1 4WS PRELUDE IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR CAR'S HEALTH. DRIVING A PRELUDE MAY CAUSE LOSS OF INTEREST IN OTHER CARS, WOMEN AND SPEED LIMITS. OTHER SYMPTOMS INCLUDE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, COLD SWEATS AND OTHER SYMPTOMS RELATED TO ADDICTION. IF THE SYMPTOMS PERSIST,DRIVE!
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                • #23
                  StatiC HAH ! Thats a bad mamajama
                  lol hahahahahahaha Now that's some funny shit.

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                  • #24
                    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SsUTLAhbWE]YouTube - 2 girls 1 cup Grandma reaction! Grandma Marlene.[/ame]

                    hahahahaha

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                      • #26
                        i thought this was kinda funny

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                        • #27
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                          LOL KIMP'D

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by ninjamonkeyz View Post
                            i thought this was kinda funny
                            THAT is funny!

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by AAA View Post
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                              LOL KIMP'D
                              Kimp's is look'n pretty cool.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by MasterSplinter View Post
                                Kimp's is look'n pretty cool.
                                kimp just sucked some dick for busfare, and had to walk home.
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                                THE IMITATION OF ANY OR ALL MANEUVERS EXECUTED BY A BB2 H23A1 4WS PRELUDE IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR CAR'S HEALTH. DRIVING A PRELUDE MAY CAUSE LOSS OF INTEREST IN OTHER CARS, WOMEN AND SPEED LIMITS. OTHER SYMPTOMS INCLUDE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, COLD SWEATS AND OTHER SYMPTOMS RELATED TO ADDICTION. IF THE SYMPTOMS PERSIST,DRIVE!
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