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...who is kimp? 
and what have i missed the past few years or so?
and what have i missed the past few years or so?
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kimp is a figment of all our imaginations. He lives inside all of us, like a virus that doesnt go away.DAVEMAN -
Kimp is like bigfoot, lots of fuzzy photos and tale-tale signs but very elusive with only physical evidence being a horrible odor and feces.Comment
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Kimp is a pestComment
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kimpler'dOriginally posted by phenom View Post
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kimpler
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Kimp is infinite.
He is dark.
Kimp is neutral.
He is cold.
Stars occupy minute areas of Kimp.
They are clustered a few billion here.
A few billion there.
As if seeking consolation in numbers.
Kimp does not care.
Kimp does not threaten.
Kimp does not comfort.
He does not sleep; he does not wake;
He does not dream; he does not hope;
He does not fear; he does not love; he does not hate;
He does not encourage any of these qualities.
Kimp cannot be measured.
He cannot be angered, he cannot be placated.
He cannot be summed up.
Kimp is there.
Kimp is not large and he is not small.
He does not live and he does not die.
He does not offer truth and neither does he lie.
Kimp is a remorseless, senseless, impersonal fact.
Kimp is the absence of time and of matterIT LIVES! http://directq.blogspot.com/Comment
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Hell, I thought this was posted by Splinter for a sec. Sounds a bit like the Tao Te Ching!Originally posted by mhquake View Post
The Kimp that can be named is not the true Kimp...
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kimp is dark matter, waiting to be bornSURGEON GENERAL WARNING:
THE IMITATION OF ANY OR ALL MANEUVERS EXECUTED BY A BB2 H23A1 4WS PRELUDE IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR CAR'S HEALTH. DRIVING A PRELUDE MAY CAUSE LOSS OF INTEREST IN OTHER CARS, WOMEN AND SPEED LIMITS. OTHER SYMPTOMS INCLUDE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, COLD SWEATS AND OTHER SYMPTOMS RELATED TO ADDICTION. IF THE SYMPTOMS PERSIST,DRIVE!
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Kimp is a 30 year old virgin who lives in his mom's basement behind a locked door with free internet, and no friends.
poor 'lil kimper.
Oddly he will most likely be the only one to survive a nuclear attack, like a roach.
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Originally posted by badaim View Post
And you're the one bringing him and his butt buddy splinter back.
Congrats on bring splinter back.
How long till kimp makes an account?Comment
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