Toothy 'Coon Tears Tallywacker

MOSCOW, Russia-A raccoon has bitten off a perverts penis as he was trying to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified but toothy fur ball. "When I saw the raccoon I thought I�d have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood. "He�s been told they can get things working again but they can�t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal. "That�s gone forever so there isn�t going to be much for them to work with."

MOSCOW, Russia-A raccoon has bitten off a perverts penis as he was trying to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified but toothy fur ball. "When I saw the raccoon I thought I�d have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood. "He�s been told they can get things working again but they can�t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal. "That�s gone forever so there isn�t going to be much for them to work with."
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