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Somone may ask why the Princess is so dumb enough to get captured in every Mario game. Most will reply that Bowser has a love interest for the Princess and wants her to be his Queen of Koopaland. Others may say that the Princess getting captured is only a scam on Mario so the Princess has time to meet her other boyfriend. Perhaps the Princess is playing us all fools... She's good at it though. 2 boyfriends without them knowing? (well I guess Bowser knows but he's evil so it doesn't matter to him 
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I personally always felt that the premise of Mario was that the Princess gets tired of fucking Mario so she visits Bowser for something different. Mario then gets pissed and goes on a violent rampage to random castles until he gets to the right Bowser and kills him. The Princess then puts on a face and says she was captured and thanks Mario for saving her. Evidently, she gets herself captured again and lets the whole story run in a circle.
Ofcourse, this only brings up questions on Toad since you see him at EVERY OTHER CASTLE.... what a slut!
What are your thoughts on the Princess' scheme?
)I personally always felt that the premise of Mario was that the Princess gets tired of fucking Mario so she visits Bowser for something different. Mario then gets pissed and goes on a violent rampage to random castles until he gets to the right Bowser and kills him. The Princess then puts on a face and says she was captured and thanks Mario for saving her. Evidently, she gets herself captured again and lets the whole story run in a circle.
Ofcourse, this only brings up questions on Toad since you see him at EVERY OTHER CASTLE.... what a slut!
What are your thoughts on the Princess' scheme?
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