Targus Alert!

[Canadian*Sniper]

Please help me find Targus. She enjoys riding on my back and was my sidekick who carried my weapons, keys, runes, and ammo. We were an unstoppable team.

Now I lost her in E4M7 and can't find her anywhere. I only left her on her own for 5 minutes.

If you find her or know where her location is, please notify me asap!

[Monster]

We're sorry. Someone stole Targus.

[foq]

lmao

[Monster]

Oh yeah. THATs FVF. Noone can steal backpacks there. Except maybe Gunter. IT WAS GUNTER

[Canadian*Sniper]

if you drop a pack and leave the server, the backpack is open for grabs

[QuadRaptor]

Sweet! Someone left a rocket launcher and a helluvalotta ammo on E4M7!

[foq]

Yesterdaay I found a commando pack when I just joined... lol...

[Canadian*Sniper]

As other wanderers would have realised, I posted this thread in 2 other forums. FvF and RuneCentral. Gunter from FvF (he posted this as guest because he's a lazy bastard ) posted a funny response

Maybe we should help Sniper out by providing any possible Targus sightings here...


This was taken at a satanic rock concert.... A pack looking suspiciously like Targus was seen on stage with Chthon. Has Chthon abducted Targus to have his way with her? Or has Targus run away and gone on the road to perform willingly?

Chthon could not be reached for questioning.

Is this Targus?



How do you feel knowing Chthon may be putting his filthy monster things inside of Targus?

[Monster]

Lmfao ! !!

[foq]

That deservs a laugh...

[Canadian*Sniper]

Bad news Sniper.... I've just received this ransom note and pictures of Targus being held by a mysterious smoking figure in the shadows....
The photos appear to have been taken somewhere on IKSPQ5 today at the FvF server when we were running the custom maps....

What clues do these photos and note hold? Who is this "smoking man?"
And is the ransom supposed to be paid in Canadian or American Dollars??

some useless text for sole

[foq]

I think Bank stole it...

[Canadian*Sniper]

I think Bank stole it...

That's exactly what the shadowman wants you to think!

[Bank]

I think Bank stole it...

What are you, four? Why do you have to ruin jokes that people worked hard to create....

[foq]

You're just offended because you've been found out...