Teenage Mutant Alien Turtles

[Mindf!3ldzX]

Michael Bay Wants 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Fans to Calm Down | FirstShowing.net


Who the fuck does Michael Bay think he is fooling? I wouldn't let my kids watch this shit under sheer principal. I hope this movie is the biggest fucking fail in the history of franchise REBOOTS and Michael Bay is fucking banned from touching anything else (besides Transformers, because his mittens are already elbow deep in fucking that up)

[Lerster]

Who's this?

... an new turtle movie cool... maybe.

Oh unrelated post of endless rambles... since u show / sense negativity from this.. insanity... slightly censored b/c its not made for this crowd.

So...

The leprechaun did say, to the man at the bar.

They be after'mah shiney gold shillings.

Man: *blurps* there ain't no lil' men, in dis'town where you be froms?

Leprechaun: Aye' I be from the mystic lands of the abyss... where i hide my shillings... but that cursed rainbow always leads these damned curious ones to my gold coins... so i murder the bastards! that aye' do!

Man: *laughs* you're a strange lil' man ... *pats Leprechauns hat* irish day isn't for a few months yet, and your already all dressed up. How cute....

Leprechaun: ...You be laughing at me, you fool! ... i can show... *senses people after his gold* ... *stops midsentance and runs away*

Man: *blurps* bye mr. Green.

*in a blurr* the Leprechaun vanishes, as does his story*

In life, the questions and endless rambles and stresses of anothers life.

They all become tedious, and tragic in a sense that, there's no arms around them... for these that *formed such a bond* in life, these few people, (most people), get majorly distressed without the warmth they are accustomed too.

It's like throwing a fish from a tank to another tank without equalizing their waters temperatures, or like us jumping naked into an ice pool/bath.

Its a shock, and the shock will endavour long after we're dead.

People just have to learn to live with life and get on with their own.

An these hermits (like this cat), just have to learn to have patience, and expect to gradually regain patients from others, that knew the cat in his chronic states which aren't far from his true states, yet....

Over the years, as i get older, i feel gradually that i have a bit more control and the fact i confused the "censored" with, "people i grew up with" as in "they'd let anything go" and be like oh... thats "ler.... of he goes"....

But yeah, things are different, people are different... nothing much is the same.

I know i love the quote in the anime tv series ninja scroll "Nothing is different, people are people, the sky is the sky." But,

The truth is that's not entirely so... it's the same everywhere, and people are people yes, but everything is always different.

Adaptation apparently takes alot of time.

Anyways, this is a spamzilla forum for "endless rambles".

Of mystic, or humour, or ... whateverness.

~Cheers.

[ForestMan]

Fuck teenage they must be at least 40 years old now, still lying in some sewer and eating pizza.

[R00k]

The show wasnt even that good when it came out.

Thundercats, Galaxy Rangers, hell even Duck Tales was better than TMNTshit

[MadGypsy]

inspector gadget
go-bots
M.A.S.K

[Zop]

As posted by Weaselmancer on slashdot, and I couldn't agree more:

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You know, I honestly don't give a crap about TMNT. Not at all. Never a fan. But this STILL MAKES ME SEETHE.

Why the fuck can't Hollywood EVER GET ANYTHING RIGHT, EVER?

It's like Bryan Singer admitting he never read comic books as a kid. So what do they do? Give him the X Men franchise to direct. Great thinking, guys. That's exactly what you want. Directors who never read the source material. Pilots that never read a flight manual. Doctors that never read a book on physiology. Truck drivers that never read the drivers code, driving on the wrong side of the streets. Perfect. And it's not uncommon. Same goes for Tim Burton, which perfectly explains Edward Bathands.

But this time, I have to be impressed though. This time, the ignorance of Hollywood rings true a clear as a bell. You know right at the outset that this is going to absolutely suck. Some people like Mr. Singer and Mr. Burton admit to not knowing the source material. Mr. Bay has basically admitted that he hasn't even read the fucking title. Because it's Mutant turtles, not Alien turtles as others have correctly noted. A new low, even for Hollywood.

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[Mindf!3ldzX]

/gives ZOP BEER KEG and tap.

[rev]

Lerster never saw a thread that he didn't deem worth derailing.

[smokey]

i have the original series...60 gig worth of episodes or something like that haaa. why was it so good? The introductory song obv....To be honest the work of promoting the movie won't be that hard with peeps like us getting outraged and broadcasting the fact that this movie even exists. Just a simple marketing ploy....get people talking......now ima go play the TMNT video game for SNES and wax nostalgic for a few hours.

[Syluxguy28O3]

i cant believe they green lighted this. michal bay will be assasinated after this...

[Syluxguy28O3]

i have kind of changed my mind. lets give bay his chance. if he does screw it up, he dies.

end of discussion

[Mindf!3ldzX]

cmon, alien turtles? for nearly 20 years they was mutated turtles.

[Syluxguy28O3]

yeah, but can we really judge if nobody has seen the movie yet? besides, this movie is geared twards a new generation of fans, not to the old ones. its tradition in hollywood to reinvent a concept, so this is just buisness as usual.

[ninjamonkeyz]

The show wasnt even that good when it came out.

Blasphemy!! tmnt ftw!!

[ninjamonkeyz]

cmon, alien turtles? for nearly 20 years they was mutated turtles.

riiight.. its even in the title, teenage *MUTANT* ninja turtles. not T.A.N.T.aka "Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles" which said instead of spelled sounds close to the word taint. I have spoken

Edited for clarification of T.A.N.T.