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WTF Will the real Hannibal Lector plz stand up,plz stand up?
NO IM TOO FN BUSY EATING FACE : NOM NOM NOM
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LoL ^^^^^^^Comment
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The world's gone crazy, but then again, we already knew that. Anyways, I really feel sorry for the victim. The physical wounds are temporary, but I don't know how long the psychological wounds will last. Man... Talk about a madman on the loose...Police theorize the attacker might have been suffering from "cocaine psychosis," a drug-induced craze that bakes the body internally and often leads the affected to strip naked to try and cool off.
ps: Happy Memorial Day (even though I am a Canadian.)"Through my contact lenses, I have seen them all, I've seen wicked clowns and broken dreams / Crazy men in jumpsuits trying to be extreme and messing around with your computer screen" - Creative Rhyme (03/23/2012)Comment
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Yea no joke.. Zombie Apocalypse has begun!!Comment
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cocaine? smh* people are so above food when they are on that shit.. why cant crazy just be crazy?Comment
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not sure ninja, but cax.servequake.com is waiting for you!Comment
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Wow what a crazy guy , Mcdonalds was too far away I guess...Comment
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Yea no shit. I'm pretty sure I would eat a long list of stuff before another humans face. Maybe he invisioned the guy was a huge Pringle and once he popped the top,he couldn't stop.
SRS, the cop was obv trying to intrude on his fresh "Golly Green Giant sized Pringle" kill. Cuz we all know, the best chips are found in the wild.
Who wouldn't attack a huge pringles sized can, srsly. Don't dwell on how horrific this is, just rest assured,that mafakka wont be eating anymore faces. RIP weird fucker, get well soon victim guy. Turn into a hermit,stay indoors, avoid underpasses? Don't be near naked WEIRD CRAZY FUCKS under UNDERPASSES? This whole thing is so fn ludacris, I scoff and laff at it. Fn weirdosWant to get into playing Quake again? Click here for the Multiplayer-Startup kit! laissez bon temps rouler!
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I wonder if that Pringles guy thought he was on his way to being a star?
Pringle Guy: "Score! I'll be as big as that clown McDonald in no time."
{later that week}
Pringle Guy {on the phone} "What do you mean you are terminating our contract? ...stupid idea? ...fired the marketing director? But I....could you just...? {CLICK}..hello? ...HELLO?"
{slams phone and throws self on couch - looks up at the ceiling while shaking his fists}
Pringle Guy: "FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
::back story - pringles guy blames flo the progressive insurance lady for all of his failures due to stale comedy situations they have shared in earlier episodes of Gypsypiece Theater::
GypsyLast edited by MadGypsy; 05-28-2012, 07:27 PM.Comment
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Maybe he got the munchies after he spent his last 50 bucks smoking a bowl.Comment
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I uope smoking a " bowl " does not cause this to happen. Article clearly states, cocain use.Originally posted by Cobalt View PostComment
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excuse me while i bum rush my garbage can to vomit.....
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Haha, well i was eating and watchin the vid after i read it.. Food never changed taste lolOriginally posted by syluxman2803 View Postexcuse me while i bum rush my garbage can to vomit.....Comment
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