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    This is a thread for a laugh. It has to deal with that will happen to Quake in the next 10 years! Lets keep it on track *cough...BANK...cough...THE_FOQER*

    I'll start.


    In the year 2016, Quake will have a sequal released for it, its name, ~Quake 2:Sorry for the Stroggs *id~ and will have 300 different levels...Every single level will be a 1v1 with Quake.


    NEXT!
    Last edited by Phenom; 07-22-2006, 11:16 PM.
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    Hmm...

    In the year 2016, the Quake community will be alive and kicking! :d
    A signature? Oh dear.

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    • #3
      In the year 2016, Runequake will have fallen by the hands of an unknown sniper.

      <.<
      >.>

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      • #4
        In the year 2016, Oreo cookie sales will go down drastically as it is discovered that the white cream is actually made of Larry King's skin.

        In the year 2016, the quake community will find out how right Bank actually was.

        In the year 2016, bowing down to the now drastically bolstered power of the Foqarmy will be the most demoralizing moment in your puny lives.

        In the year 2016, a time machine will be built to bring back survivors from the future to elimate the Foqarmy at its roots.
        "It's called being awesome, maybe you should try it." -Bank

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        • #5
          In the year 2016, they might actually catch Osama Bin Laden.
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          • #6
            2016: Strogg's Revenge.

            Quake1 will have md12 support.

            We will be playing via the eo_net,(earth orbital network) on a liberated frequency where all citizens have same ping.

            Keyboards will be obsolete and its all eyemovement thru our quake visors.

            and only newbs get lag cause they blink!
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            • #7
              In the year 2016, N.A.S.A. will have made Mars inhabitable. The new human Martians, being physically & mentally altered by Mars v1.0 Beta, would have super-human like reflexes. There will be Mars -VS- Earth tournaments, each played on a server in the middle of Mars and Earth. The Martians will make even uber-elite players such as Monster, Tical, and Bosh cry as they are pummled by the relentless force of the Martian nerds.
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              • #8
                In the year 2016, people will finally realize once and for all that monster is not uber-1337. More like 1447...
                "It's called being awesome, maybe you should try it." -Bank

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                • #9
                  In the year 2016,

                  I will agree with Bank that Monster is more like 1447
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                  • #10
                    In the year 2016, I'll have about 40 stories written.

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                    • #11
                      In the year 2016, Monster will finally find out that it actually doesn't feel like warm apple pie.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Magn3tar
                        In the year 2016, Monster will finally find out that it actually doesn't feel like warm apple pie.
                        Burn-o-mightay!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Magn3tar
                          In the year 2016, Monster will finally find out that it actually doesn't feel like warm apple pie.
                          Didnt you leave? (Or better yet, in the year 2016, didnt you leave 10 years ago?)
                          "It's called being awesome, maybe you should try it." -Bank

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                          • #14
                            Oh lord....took me a while to think about that, but it eventually made me laugh my ass off!

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                            • #15
                              In teh year 2016, GameFreak will make a coherent story without 2000 gramitical errors that MS Word recognizes.
                              *sorry lol*
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