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this is the ridiculous idea i spoke of. thought it might be funny
what if you got hold of runes in your everyday life? how might this impact you? well, if you grabbed an Impact Rune, it would probably impact pretty hard.
anyway...here are a few things that might occure. ill start off with the senario that gave me this dumb idea
if you found a Requium (or however thats spelled), eating anything could turn up some...messy, perhaps bloody, results.
taking a shower would be a bit of a challenge if one happened upon an Electric Rune. playing on your computer or game console could have some bad results too. static maybe also be a problem. this rune sucks
flick yourself on the arm! doesnt hurt too much, does it? try that while holding a Berserk Rune, you might just flick that arm clean off! also, stubbing your toe on your desk, taking a spill over a fallen treebranch, or even getting slapped in the face could wind you up in the hospital. no fun there. however, you could probably kill someone with a well-aimed spitwad.
having an Action Hero Arsenal rune might be a bit of a hassle in the real-life world. not all of us have huge backpacks on us at all times...them pockets are gonna get migh-ty full!
bored? have a few buds over, but aint got shit to do? get yourself a Weirdness Rune! Marijuana, heroin, cocain, meth, and alcohol are now completely obsolete! shoot a few weirdness bubbles into your buddy and watch them trip the fuck out. keep an eye out for cops, though. it'd be tough gettin them to buy your story.
heres some fun. you one of those who has an extremely annoying neighbor dog? a Shambler Rune is what you need. simply let your shammy run around your backyard at night. when your douchebag neighbor lets their yappy piece of shit out for the night, shammy will make good sure that it doesnt disturb your sleep
troubled by increasing rates from your electricity company? ditch em and call your friendly Rune of Thor. hook the rune up to your house and watch the juice flow. leave the lights on when you leave the house! let all your entertainment appliances run all night! it wont cost you a single red cent.
Rune of Camouflage can be for some real good unwholesome fun. Great for peeping on the hott little redhead and her cute blonde roommate next door. Great for scaring the jesus out of your little brother. Great for hiding from the cops. However, getting a decent look at yourself in the mirror can be a hassle.
Blink Rune can come in handy. Ever find yourself suddenly falling off a cliff? *blink* Holy shit, theres ground under your feet! Pilot just tell you your plane is plummeting to the ground? *blink* you live, but too bad for everyone else on that plane....se la vi. Girlfriend cought you cheating? *blink* well....you're still a dishonest piece of shit, but atleast you dont have to worry about her cutting your schlong off.
Environmental Protection Rune.......hot damn, you're practically invulnerable, unless you're a soldier, cop, or just live in a rough neighborhood. Disease, falling, drowning, burning, shocking, freezing, getting squished, volcanoes, acid, nuclear war....all worries of the past.
Gravity Rune! The answer to your prayers! I dunno about you, but I've lost count on how many times I have cursed gravity for a broken plate, or a spilled drink. Lob a gravity well into the middle of your kitchen, and never worry about broken dishes again.
i think of more of these later. feel free to add to it
what if you got hold of runes in your everyday life? how might this impact you? well, if you grabbed an Impact Rune, it would probably impact pretty hard.
anyway...here are a few things that might occure. ill start off with the senario that gave me this dumb ideaif you found a Requium (or however thats spelled), eating anything could turn up some...messy, perhaps bloody, results.
taking a shower would be a bit of a challenge if one happened upon an Electric Rune. playing on your computer or game console could have some bad results too. static maybe also be a problem. this rune sucks
flick yourself on the arm! doesnt hurt too much, does it? try that while holding a Berserk Rune, you might just flick that arm clean off! also, stubbing your toe on your desk, taking a spill over a fallen treebranch, or even getting slapped in the face could wind you up in the hospital. no fun there. however, you could probably kill someone with a well-aimed spitwad.
having an Action Hero Arsenal rune might be a bit of a hassle in the real-life world. not all of us have huge backpacks on us at all times...them pockets are gonna get migh-ty full!
bored? have a few buds over, but aint got shit to do? get yourself a Weirdness Rune! Marijuana, heroin, cocain, meth, and alcohol are now completely obsolete! shoot a few weirdness bubbles into your buddy and watch them trip the fuck out. keep an eye out for cops, though. it'd be tough gettin them to buy your story.
heres some fun. you one of those who has an extremely annoying neighbor dog? a Shambler Rune is what you need. simply let your shammy run around your backyard at night. when your douchebag neighbor lets their yappy piece of shit out for the night, shammy will make good sure that it doesnt disturb your sleep
troubled by increasing rates from your electricity company? ditch em and call your friendly Rune of Thor. hook the rune up to your house and watch the juice flow. leave the lights on when you leave the house! let all your entertainment appliances run all night! it wont cost you a single red cent.
Rune of Camouflage can be for some real good unwholesome fun. Great for peeping on the hott little redhead and her cute blonde roommate next door. Great for scaring the jesus out of your little brother. Great for hiding from the cops. However, getting a decent look at yourself in the mirror can be a hassle.
Blink Rune can come in handy. Ever find yourself suddenly falling off a cliff? *blink* Holy shit, theres ground under your feet! Pilot just tell you your plane is plummeting to the ground? *blink* you live, but too bad for everyone else on that plane....se la vi. Girlfriend cought you cheating? *blink* well....you're still a dishonest piece of shit, but atleast you dont have to worry about her cutting your schlong off.
Environmental Protection Rune.......hot damn, you're practically invulnerable, unless you're a soldier, cop, or just live in a rough neighborhood. Disease, falling, drowning, burning, shocking, freezing, getting squished, volcanoes, acid, nuclear war....all worries of the past.
Gravity Rune! The answer to your prayers! I dunno about you, but I've lost count on how many times I have cursed gravity for a broken plate, or a spilled drink. Lob a gravity well into the middle of your kitchen, and never worry about broken dishes again.
i think of more of these later. feel free to add to it
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