1. Quake is like Cocaine. That first "hit" was so great, I keep trying to chase that "high".
2. And because Dredd.Quakeone.Com has that "first hit" (rotating maps that I don't know, creating the original feeling of playing Quake).
3. Because fragging you motherfuckers if fun.
4. Because there's nothing like the timer running to 00:33 seconds left in a Capture The Flag match, being at the enemy base, score is 200-212, and I know we can Capture it in 10-15 seconds.
5. Because in any given match, for 20 minutes the world around me vanishes. Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone.
6. Because it's a good reason to try to get the girlfriend to give you a blowjob. "Baby, it's always been my fantasy to get some head while playing my favorite game!" Note: This line only works once.
7. Because this is what I went to college for.
8. And Middle School.
9. And High School.
10. Because Quake is my job, work is my hobby.
2. And because Dredd.Quakeone.Com has that "first hit" (rotating maps that I don't know, creating the original feeling of playing Quake).
3. Because fragging you motherfuckers if fun.
4. Because there's nothing like the timer running to 00:33 seconds left in a Capture The Flag match, being at the enemy base, score is 200-212, and I know we can Capture it in 10-15 seconds.
5. Because in any given match, for 20 minutes the world around me vanishes. Not now chief, I'm in the fucking zone.
6. Because it's a good reason to try to get the girlfriend to give you a blowjob. "Baby, it's always been my fantasy to get some head while playing my favorite game!" Note: This line only works once.
7. Because this is what I went to college for.
8. And Middle School.
9. And High School.
10. Because Quake is my job, work is my hobby.
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