Ode to teh RAGE QUIT

[Shok]

it will make you mad
it will make you sad
THE RQ

it will make you pissed
it will make you end up on a blacklist
THE RQ

when you're getting beat down
you wear a frown
THEN U RQ

it will make you swear obsceneties at the world
and look at your monitor as something that can be hurled
THE RQ

it will make you do things you never do
it will make you go afk and pretend to take a poo
THE RQ

it will make you unplug your modem
and when you look in the mirror you like like Golum
THE RQ

It brings you anger and disbelief
to the other players, will bring comic relief
THE RQ

cmon now add to the 'ode

[R00k]

when you suck
just say wtf
/ragequit

when your toggle doesnt help
you start to yelp!
/ragequit

when your drunk
playing in a funk
/ragequit

when you just got beat 5-0
by a guy named eieio
/ragequit

[StatiC]

when kimp just connected
and u feel like he wrecked it
/ragequit

sometimes frags are kneeslappers
and sometimes they are crappers
/ragequit

when u cant find an RL
and u wish they'd all go to hell
/ragequit

when the wifeys bitchin in your ear
and u feel like slappin her rear
/ragequit

[powerzord]

lame

[StatiC]

omg i just fucking had to !!!

when youre named after power rangers
and your posts couldnt get any stranger
/powerzord

when u come on threads hating
cause you've spent all day masturbating
/powerzord

when u get no attention
and touch my buns u may mention...
/powerzord

when u play a teamgame
and it turns out to be lame
/powerzord

[Phenom]

enemy has 72% LG EFF
there's no hope left.
rage quit.

when they bitch when you CC
then you go team green.
rage quit.

when I want to frag a noob
while i smoke a doob-ie
rage quit.

[Perochi]

very lame

[R00k]

when your posts are lame
and you just wanna play the game
/postquit

[StatiC]

and when youre riding in a chevy
but your pants feel kinda heavy
/diarrhea

[Dreadful]

When you're sliding into first
And you feel a sudden burst
/Diarrhea

[R00k]

dread is thats what is on the floor on your icon?