What are things that mess up your Quake game?

[foq]

-my Razor Diamondback mouse squeaking every time I press mouse1 (it was no improvement from the cheap, stock HP mouse)

squeaking.. how so? when did it start this? if it's a serious problem, send it back and get a new one

[Patton]

-lack of aim

-movement like a pregnant yak

-general lack of any kind of strategy

-booze

I was going to type something like this this but you obviously stole my thoughts from my blog, you bastard. I guess I will just type some stuff. My 20month old found the power button on the tower which immediately shuts it down. She likes hitting all the keys on keyboard too. Then the 4 yr old gets jealous and tries to hit more keys than her younger sister. The dog chewed the power brick cord to my dsl modem luckily the one going to my wireless router works I guess this would be an improvement for now cause no one steals the bandwidth. He didnt even die either, but he now sleeps outside. I constantly switch clients and fov too. I can't be satisfied.

[tical]

krixbot

[Dreadlorde]

• 8 bit software rendering
• Legacy support
• Horrible mouse support in WinQuake

Probably more.

[bobzilla]

When I move my ass slightly to the left and the seat on the chair slides off the legs because the screws keep coming out and I fall on the ground and smash the back of my head against the wall and my headphones unplug and my mouse goes crazy and then I have to spend 10 minutes putting the chair back together and then I releazed I forgot to pause the game so I get killed by a goddamn zombie.I know this sounds weird and has bad grammar and you think im stupid now or something because I dont buy a new chair but when i went to buy a new one computer chairs are out of stock and every other chair is just too high for me.Im also in a rush.

[naustic]

wifi

roommate downloading

phone calls

anti virus programs

[Ranger]

When I'm running through a hallway from 10 Vore bombs

When I'm facing a bunch of ogres and death knights with just a single barreled shotgun

When the -zone 8192 command line
is all messed up and Winquake gets a problem

[metchsteekle]

When I move my ass slightly to the left and the seat on the chair slides off the legs because the screws keep coming out and I fall on the ground and smash the back of my head against the wall and my headphones unplug and my mouse goes crazy and then I have to spend 10 minutes putting the chair back together and then I releazed I forgot to pause the game so I get killed by a goddamn zombie.I know this sounds weird and has bad grammar and you think im stupid now or something because I dont buy a new chair but when i went to buy a new one computer chairs are out of stock and every other chair is just too high for me.Im also in a rush.

i have a similar problem accept its when the fan falls of the monitor sitting on a box and my speakers wires cross and i have to re-wire them again and then my computer starts to overheat and the frames start to drop and i have to pick everything back up from my carpet of paper circutboard/wires plastic and clothes :S

[f-7]

Ohh i came up with another one.
The Bachelor..
Its half way through the show and i had to tell the wife i couldnt handle it anymore.. So here i sit about to game.. but it ruined the past hour of my night that i will NEVER FUCKING GET BACK.

[Dreadlorde]

Ohh i came up with another one.
The Bachelor..
Its half way through the show and i had to tell the wife i couldnt handle it anymore.. So here i sit about to game.. but it ruined the past hour of my night that i will NEVER FUCKING GET BACK.

[Patton]

Ohh i came up with another one.
The Bachelor..
Its half way through the show and i had to tell the wife i couldnt handle it anymore.. So here i sit about to game.. but it ruined the past hour of my night that i will NEVER FUCKING GET BACK.

My ole lady watches it in another room meaning I have gaming time without having to hear shit. so ya I like the bach

[Hazza]

-Phone calls

-Anti-Virus pop-ups ("Quake is trying to access the internet"- NO SHIT!!!)

-Maps that require a SLOW build-up of weapons- seriously, if the FIRST map of Scourge of Armagon lets me get the freakin rocket launcher in the first 30 seconds if I so choose- then its good enough for a stand-alone map- just limit the amount of rocket ammo and cells till later. At this point, if I have to enter more than three passages before I get a weapon better than the shotgun I usually loose interest.

-Basically anything to do with ancient Egypt, medieval Europe, angsty vampire action movies, Buffy, Hexen, or Dissolusion of Eternity (except the statues and dragons they were bitchin). They're just so.... wrong....

-The Lightning Gun- bah- gimme the Scourge Laser Cannon or the Quoth Plasmagun over that piddly garden hose any day! It's good at killing a single vore before it can shoot you, and maybe a few fiends- but otherwise there's no use.

[badaim]

Phone calls, texts

Women bitching

Magnus nade spam

xd

dog barking

leaving AIM open and getting IM'd

[R00k]

when im out of beer
no one plays at 5am
high ping
my last compile crashes
i have no ammo

[eieio]

umm... count ur sylables?
5
2
8
6

that is terrible.