The bug with E4M2 of the DarkPlaces was fixed by Berserker

[gnounc]

There are countries outside of the United States?
What does one quarter mean to a russian? I thought they had rubles.
Saying everyone generalizes is a very broad statement and hard to backup.

This thread pains my soft american head : (

[Maphfus]

Never trust a Russian.

Yes! Never trust a Russian.

I am a Russian lawyer.
Never trust a lawyer.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

Some jokes for your pleasure:

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?
The bucket.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
The pronunciation.

You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.

A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. They run out of gas,
and are forced to stop at a farmers house. The farmer says that
there are only 2 extra beds, and one person will have to sleep in the
barn.

The Hindu says, "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn," so he goes out
to the barn. In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the
door. It's the Hindu and he says, "There is a cow in the barn.
It's against my beliefs to sleep with a cow."

So the rabbi says, "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn." A few
minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door and it's
the rabbi. He says that it is against his beliefs to sleep where
there is a pig and there is a pig in the barn.

So the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later,
there is a knock on the door. It's the pig and the cow.

What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
He gets taller.

[MaraST78]

Hehehe! Some of those are truly good stuff.

I never met a lawyer with such a humor, let alone a lawyer who makes jokes about his own profession 'on public'. Thumbs up for that!

[dfsp_spirit]

Thumbs up for the jokes!

And yes, nationalism sucks.

[Maphfus]

Hehehe! Some of those are truly good stuff.

I never met a lawyer with such a humor, let alone a lawyer who makes jokes about his own profession 'on public'. Thumbs up for that!

Right! You don't believe a Russian lawyer that he is a lawyer. May be he is not a Russian.

LordHavok decided that my email was �ambiguous� just because I am from Moscow.

[bFeared]

How do I know you're a lawyer?
I don't trust Russians much like how you wouldn't trust a Drug dealer.
Get out of my face with this nonsense, this is the internet, I can hate on anyone I feel like.

[jeank]

Troll fed, as i see.

For now i think we can put some variable like "bFearedSyndrome" in DP engine.
If (bFearedSyndrome.value), player screams "Never, never trust Russians!", immediately drop weapon from hands, picks up speed, ran and try kill himself against the closer wall.

Sample here: (dont click, dont trust!!!!)
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WOcAGRQpf8[/ame]

[bFeared]

Man, I love you guys.

[Maphfus]

How do I know you're a lawyer?
I don't trust Russians much like how you wouldn't trust a Drug dealer.
Get out of my face with this nonsense, this is the internet, I can hate on anyone I feel like.

Because Russians are very dangerous men

Do you trust lawyers?

Man, I love you guys.

One joke about love:

Two gay guys Bruce and Tom where having sex in the bedroom. Tom was on top and orgasimed first. He then traded positions with Bruce so he could cum as well. Just then the phone rang, so they stopped what they were doing and Tom got up to answer the phone on the condition that Bruce did not orgasim while he was away. Bruce promised. Tom answered the phone and upon entering the bedroom again he noticed that there was cum all over the walls and all over the bed. "Bruce, you promised." said Tom to which Bruce replied, "Don't worry, I just farted."

[Disco]

Wtf.com

[Mindf!3ldzX]

How do I know you're a lawyer?
I don't trust Russians much like how you wouldn't trust a Drug dealer.
Get out of my face with this nonsense, this is the internet, I can hate on anyone I feel like.

I take serious offense here, how dare you be hating on drug dealers.

[foq]

I take serious offense here, how dare you be hating on drug dealers.

thanks for providing a valuable service to the community

[Baker]

It's not cool to be hating on Russians, but since we found he's a lawyer that changes things.

I withdraw my complaints!

There are countries outside of the United States?

Of course not! What a silly idea. Preposterous. I find the very idea offensive.

[Maphfus]

Frends!

I made some textures missing in the QRP project.
Maphfus < Live forever >
You can download QRP from
:: Quake Retexturing Project ::

Together these textures will be complite Quake 1 texturing.

My textures are not that good as QRP, and when QRP will be acomplished my textures will be unnessesery.

Good luck

[Patton]

Seriously NSFW nude man on first link...Someone poke out my eyeballs with hot pokers.