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I'm bored so I thought I'd make this thread. I bet that's how most threads start! Except for Baker's, he's Sole's thread creating slave 
Incase you havn't noticed, the monsters in FvF are very mean. I even noticed that they strafe now (oh nos, our one true weakness). They even have their own special attacks which happen at random (well most do).
Dog
These mofos jump at you, pull off a 180 and rape you in the ass until you die or you kill it. It's like a bad itch on the part of your back you can't reach. You have to figure out a way to kill it.
Rotfish
These fish attack faster and hurt a lot. They're so vicious, that they'll beach themselves out of the water just to bite a chunk off of you. I still concider these guys harmless.
Grunt
These weaklings carry a shotgun, fall to the ground fast and don't really put up much of a fight. ERR WRONG! they now carry a super shotgun, nailgun and grenade launcher (oh my).
Zombie
Ever since the Al Queda were prodcasted, the zombies started to think "Why am I the easiest monster in the game?". Why, because they don't do SPLASH DAMAGE! EEEEEEEE I hate these guys (well no I love them... when they're chasing someone else who isn't me). They strap on a live bomb and attempt to kamakaze near you. Killing them also makes him splode. In other words, you're boned!
Knight
*new* These guys suck... actually that's old news. The new news is that they were trained by Gunter (Gunter says it wasn't him but the DeathKnights. I don't believe a word of that
) in the ways of the force. They can deflect your projectiles right back at you. The hunter has no become the hunted.
Enforcer
They have a flame thrower... nuff said. You can catch on fire so the obvious thing you'd do is ask your cleric/monk friend for some armor. Armor puts away the burning flames of napalm just like that You can also jump in the slime/water but you usually get burned in places where you can't find that
Scrag
*new* These snakes can now fire venom barbs that attach to you and decrease your health other a period of time. They can add more than one barb on you so it's best you run away if you savor your life. cleric/monk Health, biosuit and water makes them fall off. Oh, and who came up with the original idea? ME!
Spawn
Gunter will forever burn in the 101th level of hell for creating this beast! It will attach to your head and start sucking out your brains. Similar to the dog, you'll find it hard to attack it when it's on your head. What makes this bozo worse is it increases it's health (yes, above what it started with) with every brain segment that it sucks. Now what's worse than a brain sucker? A brain sucker that possesses your body after you die! BOT! the possessed body and the sucker are both different entities but the body is easier to kill first. After killing the body, it's back to square one with the brain sucker. Also, after gaining enough health it will have the ability to suck brains using telepathy. Really this monster should have never been born!
Ogre
It shoots rockets now... but still doesn't regen it's health.
D. Knight
These guys must know karate because they swing their swords in different directions now. They even point the sword at you to make every flame hit you dead one.
Fiend
*new* Ever found it funny to trick a fiend into falling down a ledge? Well don't laugh now because this fiend has no limit on where it can aim and how far it can leap. You can't hide from these guys anymore!
Vore
Sometimes they throw insanely big balls.
Shambler
Other than having an insane amount of health, he has the chance to make you instantly explode on the spot AND IT HURTS! Most people that are unlucky enough to get hit by with attack usually die. Also, due to Gunter fixing the id bug, lightning can now go through people and do damage to multiple peeps. This includes the shambler!
Incase you havn't noticed, the monsters in FvF are very mean. I even noticed that they strafe now (oh nos, our one true weakness). They even have their own special attacks which happen at random (well most do).
Dog
These mofos jump at you, pull off a 180 and rape you in the ass until you die or you kill it. It's like a bad itch on the part of your back you can't reach. You have to figure out a way to kill it.
Rotfish
These fish attack faster and hurt a lot. They're so vicious, that they'll beach themselves out of the water just to bite a chunk off of you. I still concider these guys harmless.
Grunt
These weaklings carry a shotgun, fall to the ground fast and don't really put up much of a fight. ERR WRONG! they now carry a super shotgun, nailgun and grenade launcher (oh my).
Zombie
Ever since the Al Queda were prodcasted, the zombies started to think "Why am I the easiest monster in the game?". Why, because they don't do SPLASH DAMAGE! EEEEEEEE I hate these guys (well no I love them... when they're chasing someone else who isn't me). They strap on a live bomb and attempt to kamakaze near you. Killing them also makes him splode. In other words, you're boned!
Knight
*new* These guys suck... actually that's old news. The new news is that they were trained by Gunter (Gunter says it wasn't him but the DeathKnights. I don't believe a word of that
) in the ways of the force. They can deflect your projectiles right back at you. The hunter has no become the hunted.Enforcer
They have a flame thrower... nuff said. You can catch on fire so the obvious thing you'd do is ask your cleric/monk friend for some armor. Armor puts away the burning flames of napalm just like that
You can also jump in the slime/water but you usually get burned in places where you can't find that Scrag
*new* These snakes can now fire venom barbs that attach to you and decrease your health other a period of time. They can add more than one barb on you so it's best you run away if you savor your life. cleric/monk Health, biosuit and water makes them fall off. Oh, and who came up with the original idea? ME!
Spawn
Gunter will forever burn in the 101th level of hell for creating this beast! It will attach to your head and start sucking out your brains. Similar to the dog, you'll find it hard to attack it when it's on your head. What makes this bozo worse is it increases it's health (yes, above what it started with) with every brain segment that it sucks. Now what's worse than a brain sucker? A brain sucker that possesses your body after you die! BOT! the possessed body and the sucker are both different entities but the body is easier to kill first. After killing the body, it's back to square one with the brain sucker. Also, after gaining enough health it will have the ability to suck brains using telepathy. Really this monster should have never been born!
Ogre
It shoots rockets now... but still doesn't regen it's health.
D. Knight
These guys must know karate because they swing their swords in different directions now. They even point the sword at you to make every flame hit you dead one.
Fiend
*new* Ever found it funny to trick a fiend into falling down a ledge? Well don't laugh now because this fiend has no limit on where it can aim and how far it can leap. You can't hide from these guys anymore!
Vore
Sometimes they throw insanely big balls.
Shambler
Other than having an insane amount of health, he has the chance to make you instantly explode on the spot AND IT HURTS! Most people that are unlucky enough to get hit by with attack usually die. Also, due to Gunter fixing the id bug, lightning can now go through people and do damage to multiple peeps. This includes the shambler!
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