Funniest Quake Quotes ...

[QuadRaptor]

I forgot about this one.... My favorite quote from QuakeNekkid.

[QuakeNekkid]

heh....
I wonder if God got pissed off about that!

[Entar]

/me wonders if QuakeNekkid noticed the www.churchsigngenerator.com link on the sign...

[Baker]

I didn't notice that, heh

[Magn3tar]

A man once asked me why does catgirl camp so much? I had to ponder this inquisition for days, and when I came up with the answer I made sure to let the entire quake community know.......Havn't seen her since.

[catgirl]

What was it? Something to do with you playing with my name? I've been around, in fact I've seen you on the server a couple of times.... Did you have a nice talk with Slot?

[Phenom]

Phenom says: "Stick a dick in your ear and fuck what ya heard!"

[Fuzznut]

Bwahahaahaaa- "To the last, I grapple with thee!!"

Everyone else-*groans, extremely annoyed*.

hahahahaa!

[5AB0TAG3]

A classic:
Diazoild's "BURN, SINNERS!"
He used it when he had fire, radioactivity or gas nades...

[Shadowswift]

still, the funniest thing you can hear on Quake...

"(so-and-so) tried to put the pin back in."

[RocketGuy]

i prefer

"[player] sucks it down"

[5AB0TAG3]

When I go on a killing spree with orb of death :

"FEAR MY ORBO!"

[5AB0TAG3]

There are a couple of sexual connotations one can make:

- Accept my shaft! (xxx accepts yyy's shaft)
- Eat my pineapple! (xxx eats yyy's pineapple)
- Ride my rocket! (xxx rides yyy's rocket)

[Yugo2Heck]

player1 feels the heat
player1 plays with fire
player1 gathers gooseberries
player1 set the fuse too short
player1 tries to put the hook back in
player1 bathes with the toaster
player1 discovers electricity
player1 mows down a teammate
player1 betrays the clan
player1 gets a frag for the other team
player1 loses another friend
player1 was sliced&diced by player2
player1 was shredded by player2
player1 was ax-murdered by player2
player1 ate 2 loads of player2's buckshot
player1 gets a tingly feeling from player2
player1 was tickled to death by player2
player1 was nailed by player2
player1 catches player2's fish
player1 smokes player2's herring
player1 eats player2's pineapple
player1 tosses player2's salad
player1 squeezes player2's lemon
player1 was gibbed by player2
player1 was pulverized by player2
player1 was obliterated by player2
player1 was vaporized by player2
player1 was annihilated by player2
player1 was torched by player2
player1 was boiled by player2
player1 was cremated by player2
player1 was barbecued by player2
player1 was poached by player2
player1 was tasered by player2
player1 was pierced by player2
player1 plays with player2's balls
player1 erupted while rubbing player2's pickly toy
player1 got a hand-job from player2
player1 gagged on player2's evil cloud
player1 was sucked to death by player2
player1 picked up player2's lava dropping
player1 visits player2's volcano
player1 gets some pressure from player2
player1 was flattened by player2
player1 was squished by player2
player1 blown to bits by player2
player1 ate a lavaball... Caution! Cherry filling is hot!
player1 can't exist on slime alone
player1 gets a lungful of lava
player1 lost to gravity
player1 merged with the pavement
player1 fell off the curb
player1 forgot the parachute
player1 went splat

[�'Rouen_TU]

Da'Ping's " Here lies Toyo_mr2 lying broken at my feet" I always get this instant visual of Da' standing there over Toyo's body and at home behind the screen Ping is stuptified thinking to self.. Now what the F**K do i do with him!!