Christmas quotes for Quake

[RL Clown]

In DM, after fragging someone with a rocket launcher:

"Put my rockets in your Christmas stocking!"

In DM:

"I will teach you why it's better to give than to receive." (Blast the person with a double-barreled shotgun)

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Please post your Quake-themed Christmas quotes...

[MadGypsy]

"RAWG RAWG RAWG" (ho ho ho) idk

Shub Niggurath as Santa: "Now, Zombie! Now, Ogre! Now, Soldier and Dog! On, Knight! On, Demon! On, Shambler and Chton!"

The Quake Before Christmas
or
The Night Before Quake
(part 1?)

'twas the night before Christmas and all through the manse,
not a Wizard was stirring or baiting for chance.
Rocket launchers were slung over tables and chairs
in the hopes that an enemy would not soon be there.

The players were restless and turned in their beds
while illusions of bullets sliced through their heads.
All men with armor and I bearing Quad
are decompressing the stress of a long Winters job

When just from the library there arose such a blast,
I was thrown from my chair and showered with glass.
I rolled to cover, I rolled for my life.
..another explosion and the room bathed in light.


I just checked... this thing is long as fux. Before I realized it's like 20 paragraphs, I was going to completely rewrite it. Sorry, too much effort for essentially nothing. Feel free to finish it for me. Night Before Christmas

[R00k]

Jbone: "You caught that like a reindeer up ur ass!"

Lenny: "Oh go I hate Christmas vacation, it brings out all the newbs!"

Mark : "More TEams, more fun! Meet me at pent to build a snowman."

'You better watch out you better not cry you better not pout im telling u why,
Shambler Claws is coming to town....'

[RL Clown]

'You better watch out you better not cry you better not pout im telling u why,
Shambler Claws is coming to town....'

Shambler Claws is scarier than Santa Claus with a pair of boxing gloves.