Originally posted by syluxman2803
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Obama advantages:
1. Ended Iraq.
2. He can kill terrorists with drones and no one in Europe or even the USA cares

3. Maybe I should get an Obama phone.
4. Is good at basketball.
5. Dresses very nicely.
6. Talks well, isn't very dramatic.
7. Few real "emergencies" of any significance happen under him. Stability.
8. Don't have to deal with mixed feelings if Obama lost. I've always liked his personality.
9. Causes mixes feelings and indecision among Muslim terrorists since his middle name is Hussein.
10. The lack of achievements by the President and the constant gridlock in Congress means nothing gets done, so I feel more secure in my decision to get rid of cable since there is never any "news."
11. Bad economy is more advantageous for crafty, sneaky bastards.
12. Seems more interested in leisure activities than doing "evil".
13. He lack of getting things done awesomely means few changes to adapt to or read about.
14. Wife can do pushups. I respect that.
Hey --- I adapt very quickly!

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