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Title : Phocus-ProQuake version 2.01
Filename : phocqpro.zip
Version : 2.01
Date : February 13, 2002
Author : Phocus
Email : whats that?
URL : www.absolut3.org
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Commands
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== GL quake ==
1. Fullbrightplayer "1" = on
2. Play_ambient "0" = off
3. Antikick "1" = on
4. Crosshair "2", Crosshaircolor 1-200+? just try different values till you find a color you like. I use 192
5. +haxoredwalls = wallhack, -visewalls to turn off. Make sure wireframe is off before using this.
6. +haxoredwalls2 = wirframe quake, make sure visewalls is turned off before using this.
7. haxdping = spoofs you're ping (ex. haxdping -100 would make it appear to others that you ping 100 less than u actually do)
8. haxdping2 = spoofs your ping and makes it appear as though you are using qping to pingup but with no lag
== Win quake ==
1. r_haxwall "1" = toggles wall hack
2. Fullbrightplayer "1"
3. haxdping = spoofs you're ping (ex. haxdping -100 would make it appear to others that you ping 100 less than u actually do)
4. haxdping2 = spoofs your ping and makes it appear as though you are using qping to pingup but with no lag
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Installation
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1. glpro: Make sure that you have GLquake installed and working properly
2. Place zeroglpro.exe in the same directory as winquake/glquake
3. Start zeroglpro.exe exactly as you started winquake/glquake
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Technical Support
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Fuck off!
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Acknowledgements
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i own you.
Filename : phocqpro.zip
Version : 2.01
Date : February 13, 2002
Author : Phocus
Email : whats that?
URL : www.absolut3.org
========
Commands
========
== GL quake ==
1. Fullbrightplayer "1" = on
2. Play_ambient "0" = off
3. Antikick "1" = on
4. Crosshair "2", Crosshaircolor 1-200+? just try different values till you find a color you like. I use 192
5. +haxoredwalls = wallhack, -visewalls to turn off. Make sure wireframe is off before using this.
6. +haxoredwalls2 = wirframe quake, make sure visewalls is turned off before using this.
7. haxdping = spoofs you're ping (ex. haxdping -100 would make it appear to others that you ping 100 less than u actually do)
8. haxdping2 = spoofs your ping and makes it appear as though you are using qping to pingup but with no lag

== Win quake ==
1. r_haxwall "1" = toggles wall hack
2. Fullbrightplayer "1"
3. haxdping = spoofs you're ping (ex. haxdping -100 would make it appear to others that you ping 100 less than u actually do)
4. haxdping2 = spoofs your ping and makes it appear as though you are using qping to pingup but with no lag

============
Installation
============
1. glpro: Make sure that you have GLquake installed and working properly
2. Place zeroglpro.exe in the same directory as winquake/glquake
3. Start zeroglpro.exe exactly as you started winquake/glquake
=================
Technical Support
=================
Fuck off!
================
Acknowledgements
================
i own you.
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