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Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.
So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ... -
These all suck, but what the hell.
-When you never die.
-When everyone in the game changes there name to BOT.
-You always get over 50 frags.
-Everyone leaves when you join the game. -
You are close but the judges tell me we can't accept those answers:
The correct answer is "You have to constantly change your name otherwise everyone leaves when you show up on the server".
We would have also accepted "You have your own server because you've been banned from all the others".
Actually, both the first and second are very true.
Slot Zero, the admin of the quake.shmack.net servers started his server because he would get banned on any other server and back then showed me demos of games where other players argue whether or not he is a bot and the admin finally bans him. (They were funny too)Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.
So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...Comment
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LOL, too bad I couldn't think of those... That would really suck if you had to have your own server.Comment
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When you have the urge to strafe through doors.
When you enter a room, you reach for your Rocket Launcher.
When you can never stop gritting your teeth in that oh so constipated fashion.
When you legally change your name to Ranger because you "want the monsters to know your name"
When the only two colours you wear are yellow and orange.
When you actually do water your rosebush with a thunderbolt.
When you keep a picture of the Shambler above your mantle.Last edited by Bank; 03-15-2006, 04:18 PM."It's called being awesome, maybe you should try it." -Bank
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When you legally change your name to Ranger because you "want the monsters to know your name"
That's classic!
Mine would be....
When your clan has been branded as "cheaters" because they're just too damn good.
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... Surfer Girl calls you a bot.
Oh wait, she calls everyone a bot.
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It's funny when a player threatens to "tell the admin" on you, twice as funny as when the admin has know you a long time and you've helped him/them with their site before, and 3 times as funny when you are the admin.Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.
So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...Comment
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LOL, nice ones Bank... Surfer Girl probably isn't a girl anyway. :dComment
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Well, she certainly isn't a surfer. Rumor has it she's a chubby college chick from Iowa.Originally posted by Monster
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How about.
When you start using the axe to reach the frag limit.
Every time you kill someone they respond with "BS".
You "use the force" to predict your opponents next move.
You stop actually playing and find out how high you can bounce your opponent off the ground with your own rockets for fun.
When you get bored and start running the whole level backwards with ease.
When you first started playing Quake was a millennia ago (1996) B-P
When you can get a whole server to sit still for a group pic (Harder then walking on water).
You use mirror mode so it feels like your playing a new level
When your newbie wife joins a server and everyone leave because they think you showed her everything you have to offer about playing quake.
When you go to McDonalds and you see (Soda SM M LG) and you think the LG stands for lightning gun so you avoid mud puddles while driving.
When you turn 180 (IRL) perfectly around when you hear the pseudo noise of a grenade to return fire only to find out your sitting on your living room sofa watching the price is right but thinking about who you'd like to whoop next in quake.Comment
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Originally posted by Phenom
That one deserves a medal!
:d :dQuakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.
So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...Comment
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When you run headfirst into your door to "activate it"
When you ask your local hardware store for a super nailgun
When you drink a red bull and scream "Quad Damage"
When you put on a ring, strip off your clothes, and be careful looking at people because you "dont want them to see your eyes"
When you list the Netherworld number one on your "Top 10 travel destinations"
When you buy everything in giant boxes, for continuity, you know?
When you go to the subway and mumble about how "slipgates would be SOOOO much faster""It's called being awesome, maybe you should try it." -Bank
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Damn straightOriginally posted by BankQuakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.
So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...Comment
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LOL, we have tried that many a time. We should put up some of the group pics that we took on the SINGED server. What about that demo DZ took? Is it still around anywhere?When you can get a whole server to sit still for a group pic (Harder then walking on water).Comment
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