Too Good @ Quake When ..

[QuadRaptor]

You "use the force" to predict your opponents next move.

Yup, that DEFINATELY describes me!

[Phenom]

When IRL someone is talking to you your lookiing for your "HEHE" bind button to respond.

When you have a bladder infection.

When you have the ghost image of a rocket launcher burned into your retinas.

If you go the store and avoid buying Green shirts, dont mind yellow shirts but must have RED shirts.

tWhen every message you send starts with a T.

When you run and hide in a corner to chat to someone IRL.

You use an axe to kill shamblers.

You'd prefer rocket jumping as aposed to the hook or flaming ass on fire thingie.. whatever you newbies call that thing, hehe

If you go to the fridge to get a snack then go back 30-45 seconds later to check if it "respawned" yet.

If you handicap yourself on a server dew to the whole server complaing.

If you took a large CRT monitor cardboard box and painted it to resemble a mega health then made it your living room center piece... you might be to good @ Quake.

If your school grades drop.

And the final entry is!


If you think EVERYTHING is punishable by death, even talking.

Then you might be Too Good @ Quake.

[Monster]

If you go to the fridge to get a snack then go back 30-45 seconds later to check if it "respawned" yet.

ROFL Some of these are hilarious...!

[Baker]

ROFL Some of these are hilarious...!

Phenom is bring down the house with some of these like the fridge snack respawn one.

[Phenom]

hehe thanks for the comments

And by the way I am 100% liking this site. Its got me feeling like I felt when I first discovered IHOC/QuakeBoard. Keep up the awesome job guys I just might be here for a long time

[QuadRaptor]

tWhen every message you send starts with a T.

Oh yeah, I actually do that on IMs all the time.

[Baker]

When you say GG after you say goodbye when IM'img

[Net-Tyme]

When you answer the phone with a HIYA!

[Canadian*Sniper]

Well, she certainly isn't a surfer. Rumor has it she's a chubby college chick from Iowa.

How mean of you to tease a bot like that!

[Monster]

It is mostly the losing Quakers that ACTUALLY bot.

[Bam]

You know you're too good at quake when...

When my hpb ass beats Yellow. ;p

[foq]

I was too good @ quake... once. I owned EVERYBODY at RA. I would empty the server in 5 minutes. But, that was sumer vacation when I stayed up all night and slepttill 9 PM
when you get in fights @ school alot, and you start at different places and you begin looking for the RA, RL, some rox, powerups, and your fav rune...
Or, when everyone complains you are all ping
or (my fav one, happend many times) they demo you, give it to admin, and then it's not a bot, then he gets to be your bitch, hehe...

[QuadRaptor]

While in class you draw detailed quake symbols and your clan's initials.

Sad but true - I do this.

[Monster]

Yeah lol I also draw quake symbols and attempts to draw the shamby and other monsters. School can get extremely boring sitting there after you're the first person done with a test.

[Mindf!3ldzX]

How mean of you to tease a bot like that!

I've seen her picture before. Far from what Yellow describes , trust me I've seen lots of the chicky Quaker's pictures =P