There's 2 places that I go about 3 times a week each. One is a coffee shop and the other is a sandwich shop. I'm a pretty decent tipper at both establishments. Today I went to both and did the same thing.
I ordered my consumables, was told the price and responded with "Nope (pause) I don't want to pay today." At the coffee shop I was met with an immediate "OK" followed by my drink being handed to me and I still tipped as usual. At the sandwich shop it went more like this:
..."Nope, I don't want to pay today"
~"Is it your birthday or something?"
-"No, I just don't want to pay"
~confused look
-"It's simple. I want a sandwich and I don't want to pay for it."
~"Is money tight? You could pay for it later."
-"No, I have plenty of money and I don't want to ever pay for it. Just give me a damn sandwich."
~"I can't just give you a sandwich."
-"Yes you can. You just make a sandwich and then give it to me. I'm in here 3 or more times a week and I've been coming here for almost 2 years. Are you telling me I should go somewhere else to get a sandwich?"
~"Uh....hold on."
{far too much time elapses - guy returns}
~"OK, I can give you a sandwich."
-"That was a long time, man. I want a drink too."
~"Errr, I'll have to charge you for the drink."
-"No you wont. I already told you, I don't want to pay. You have me standing here forever for 1 stupid sandwich that I don't want to pay for and I got thirsty while I was waiting."
~"Uh, ok sir I will personally buy you a drink."
-"How incredibly generous of you. I'm incredibly generous too. You see this 7 bucks. That's your tip for my free sandwich and drink. In a couple of years when I come in here for another free sandwich don't give me any bullshit."
I ordered my consumables, was told the price and responded with "Nope (pause) I don't want to pay today." At the coffee shop I was met with an immediate "OK" followed by my drink being handed to me and I still tipped as usual. At the sandwich shop it went more like this:
..."Nope, I don't want to pay today"
~"Is it your birthday or something?"
-"No, I just don't want to pay"
~confused look
-"It's simple. I want a sandwich and I don't want to pay for it."
~"Is money tight? You could pay for it later."
-"No, I have plenty of money and I don't want to ever pay for it. Just give me a damn sandwich."
~"I can't just give you a sandwich."
-"Yes you can. You just make a sandwich and then give it to me. I'm in here 3 or more times a week and I've been coming here for almost 2 years. Are you telling me I should go somewhere else to get a sandwich?"
~"Uh....hold on."
{far too much time elapses - guy returns}
~"OK, I can give you a sandwich."
-"That was a long time, man. I want a drink too."
~"Errr, I'll have to charge you for the drink."
-"No you wont. I already told you, I don't want to pay. You have me standing here forever for 1 stupid sandwich that I don't want to pay for and I got thirsty while I was waiting."
~"Uh, ok sir I will personally buy you a drink."
-"How incredibly generous of you. I'm incredibly generous too. You see this 7 bucks. That's your tip for my free sandwich and drink. In a couple of years when I come in here for another free sandwich don't give me any bullshit."
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