Keira Knightley Fan Club

[Canadian*Sniper]

whole goddamn webpage is blinking uncontrollably on my end. someone edit CS's post to get that link out of there pleez.

Are you talking about the 749.86 KB animated gif in my signature? You could just ask me kindly instead being a drama queen.

[joao93]

Your sig is ok CS... maybe you could make one for me too

[QuadRaptor]

Sigh....the usual shit. Dumbasses worshipping celebs.

[foq]

Sigh....the usual shit. Dumbasses worshipping celebs.

+1
I never really cared about celeberties etc. In our History class, for extra credit, our teacher passed around these pictures of famous people. You were supposed to write thier names... I was probably the lowest scorer.

[omix2]

Sigh....the usual shit. Dumbasses worshipping celebs.

I don't worship the phonies. I think she's perfect looking, and if you look her up on IMDB she worked for free just to act until she was like 16 and mostly does stuff she thinks would make her a better actor, and has no formal training. Hardly the average celeb. In fact I doubt she's even in the tens of millions profits wise, regardless of how famous she is. She's also english, the entertainment industry there isn't as overpaid or unhealthy as it is here.

Angry that 500 million people don't want to look at you? Suck it up kid.

[Solecord]

The girl who plays Pam on The Office is hot

[omix2]

The girl who plays Pam on The Office is hot

Really? Everyone I know thinks sharon / caryn whatsherface is like 900000 times cuter. She's also way better dressed and seems like a more refined character while pam is kind of like the stubborn ignorant small town girl.

One thing I know, if I was the Jim character and in love with this chick, got to see her 8 hours a day and then everyday had to think about her banging her pig of a boyfriend, I would ruin her relationship out of revenge and stay with the other chick forever just to spite her. In fact I would live in the same city and work in the same place as her forever just to rub it in her face everyday.

The "jim" character is a pussy and way too passive. You have a semi-wuthering heights situation:
-soulmates
-girl is obligated to another man
-boy leaves town out of anger/frustration
-boy comes back to spite girl, dates/marries another girl
-girl is heartbroken / etc
-two unhappy couples

The difference is they didn't take it in a real direction where the character would be way past the point of love and into pure vengeance like most people would be. The last season kind of made the show blow, if not for Creed and Michael it would be totally horrible and not worth watching at all

[omix2]

I wouldn't say I look for a girl to be puritan but girls with real convictions are rare. By the time they actually acquire a (brain) and a set of values they are 24 and ready to have kids and live some bullshit pre-programmed life, chasing the dollar and the "american dream" not realizing this is all pre-fabricated consumerism, even their whorish behavior - right down to the clothes they wear is all a lie. The entertainment industry has brainwashed an entire generation, wasteful consumerism is rampant and we have a hundred third world countries enslaved making us shit so we can throw it away and buy it again. Now we have to throw even more human lives into the fray to represent our interests for petrol.

Since we are all literally living in the matrix, a world of someone else's creation and for their benefit, I'd say it's healthy to be idealistically in love with someone unattainable and seemingly unscathed by society's bullshit - even if it is only the roles they play in movies, what is life without some sort of hope that there is a kindred spirit out there?

I'm not just looking to fuck, anyone can find a cheap fuck. Can you find a real human being you can connect with? Lesser individuals turn to "god," mostly an ancient big brother figure stolen from hundreds of older Pagan religions by christianity and islam. A bedtime myth to tell children. Perhaps you live on through your progeny, a different reality for you, albeit it is still you. I believe just one human being you can connect with over a lifetime can be your "god", your one recourse when you die.

Of course I am a minority in that sense.

[Baker]

live some bullshit pre-programmed life, chasing the dollar and the "american dream" not realizing this is all pre-fabricated consumerism

God this so damn true. I'm pointing at this observation, not the rest of what you said.

I think this brainwashed crap we are told about how to live life is a cancer. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a negativist in any way whatsoever.

This is going to seem like an incoherent post, but I hope Obama gets elected to flush all of the old status quo of both parties down the toilet. No -- I do not think politics is very important, by the way, I just say this because most politicians -- especially the older ones of both parties -- are fossils that out of date that are symbols of the problem to me.

We are taught to think some real narrow minded bullshit.

And even worse --- 10x worse -- is most of the so-called intellectuals, cookie cutter intellectuals that are -- in fact -- not thinking for themselves, just like those they condemn, are as at least as harebrained as those they supposedly mock.

We need people who think for themselves. And our society does nothing of the sort.

We are taught a scripted existence that challenges nothing and embraces the status quo. It's almost as bad as those McDonalds commericals of a few years back "Wake up. Go to work. Go to McDonalds. Go to bed."

Our system is reaching the point of being very broken for it's purpose of ensuring a better future for us all.

[Fuzznut]

I'm not just looking to fuck, anyone can find a cheap fuck. Can you find a real human being you can connect with? Lesser individuals turn to "god," mostly an ancient big brother figure stolen from hundreds of older Pagan religions by christianity and islam. A bedtime myth to tell children. Perhaps you live on through your progeny, a different reality for you, albeit it is still you. I believe just one human being you can connect with over a lifetime can be your "god", your one recourse when you die.

Of course I am a minority in that sense.

Obsessions, addictions, 'true love' etc. Anything you focus on to such an exclusive extent becomes your God. Yes I agree with you on that.

[Paradi$e]

Omicron brings up some excellent points in his two posts. And no, I do not think your oppinion is in a minority on that one.

It is good that you are on that diet. A lot of Americans eat crap fast food and they are obese and have lots of health problems, not to mention they also look disgusting with that fat jigglying around and spilling all over their clothes. Yuck!

There is nothing wrong with liking celebrities, as long as you are not obsessed with them. You can admire positive qualities in everyone, however be aware of what is out of your league and do not let it affect you personally and emotionally, because let us face it, you will not get with them. You are in a totally different social class then them. When I say "you" I am talking in general and not about a specific person.

Seeking someone in real life that looks like a celebrity is just wrong, because to pick your mate that person not only has to be physically attractive or appealing but also have a good heart, the positive qualities you are seeking and a nice personality.

I personally think black chicks are the best (although not all), because mainly I am one (he he!), but seriously, we have a good head on our shoulders we are educated, smart and caring. We have very nice sexy chocolate bodies (yummy ) to please you in bed (great sex! - we know how to give it to you gooood! ). We have nappy soft cotton candy hair which you can stroke and play with and make it into different shapes. We are soft to the touch and smell good. We dress sexy for you in bed yet outside we dress professionally. We are freaks in bed and sexy secretaires and nurses at work. We take care of you when you are sick. We have beautifull and full kissable lips which feel good when we are kissed and they feel good when we are doing the kissing, not to mention doing other things with them on you. We like to dance. We like to sing and have a smooth, soothing, calming and soft spoken yet sexy voice which relaxes you, reinvigorates you and re-energizes you. We like to sing, sometimes in the shower (hehe, guess who?) and show off our man. We are strong sexy black women!

We are happy, in a good mood, laugh and smile a lot and we shake our pop round booties for you and make you laugh. Most of us have very diverse personalities, dynamic and funny and good jokesters and we are very adorable and playfull. Yes we mostly have a big mouth but that is because we love you and want to communicate with you, that is why we talk a lot. We love to talk to you, we wait for you to come home each day, we like to be held, hugged, touched, kissed all over and appreciated. And most importantly we love to give you love. And lots of it! In the end, you would never get bored with us.

Of course, there are the downs, and that goes for every race too. Just steer stay away from ghetto, nasty, dirty and player and slutty bitches and gold diggers. If you go to college you can always find a nice educated black chick there.

Talking about race, I would have to point out that the Latinas are the most drama queens, although the black chicks are close behind - but not in the negative way - we just want to defend our pride not just argue for the fun of it (like the sassy Latinas). The Puerto Rican and Dominican chicks are straight crazy (and so are the dudes, which are mostly players, much more then black dudes, in my oppinion). Not to mention most of them chicks are chickenheads and fucking stupid and like to start shit and fight, this was my experience as I grew up in school in Brooklyn, New York City.

About me personally, after all the dissapointments, I am fed up with thugs, ghetto *****s, losers and players (which do not show right away - you do need some time before you fully know a person), I eventually settled on a white boy who has everything I wanted in a person.

I have to slightly disagree with that comment you made about curvy and thick girls. Everyone if they disregard their bodies and eat crap will get fat to some degree, even the skinny chicks. If they eat good and stay in shape they will not get fat and look naturally pleasing. That is just a girl's body type. You can not really change it that much. Even a big boned fat girl, if she loses weight she will still look "fat" because her bones are big. Get me?

I was not aware in the original post what the purpose of those pictures were, I thought they were more for sex appeal and not for a life long mate. But if you are fortunate, you can find both and you will be very happy like I am.

[omix2]

Omicron brings up some excellent points in his two posts. And no, I do not think your oppinion is in a minority on that one.

It is good that you are on that diet. A lot of Americans eat crap fast food and they are obese and have lots of health problems, not to mention they also look disgusting with that fat jigglying around and spilling all over their clothes. Yuck!

There is nothing wrong with liking celebrities, as long as you are not obsessed with them. You can admire positive qualities in everyone, however be aware of what is out of your league and do not let it affect you personally and emotionally, because let us face it, you will not get with them. You are in a totally different social class then them. When I say "you" I am talking in general and not about a specific person.

Seeking someone in real life that looks like a celebrity is just wrong, because to pick your mate that person not only has to be physically attractive or appealing but also have a good heart, the positive qualities you are seeking and a nice personality.

I personally think black chicks are the best (although not all), because mainly I am one (he he!), but seriously, we have a good head on our shoulders we are educated, smart and caring. We have very nice sexy chocolate bodies (yummy ) to please you in bed (great sex! - we know how to give it gooood! ). We have beautifull and full kissable lips which feel good when we are kissed and they feel good when we are doing the kissing, not to mention doing other things with them on you.

We are in a good mood, laugh and smile a lot and we shake our booties for you and make you laugh. Most of us have very diverse personalities, dynamic and funny and good jokesters. Yes we mostly have a big mouth but that is because we love you and want to communicate with you, that is why we talk a lot. We love to talk to you, we wait for you to come home each day, we like to be held, hugged, touched, kissed all over and appreciated. And most importantly we love to give you love. And lots of it! In the end, you would never get bored with us.

Of course, there are the downs, and that goes for every race too. Just steer stay away from ghetto, nasty, dirty and player and slutty bitches and gold diggers. If you go to college you can always find a nice educated black chick there.

Talking about race, I would have to point out that the Latinas are the most drama queens, although the black chicks are close behind - but not in the negative way - we just want to defend our pride not just argue for the fun of it (like the sassy Latinas). The Puerto Rican and Dominican chicks are straight crazy (and so are the dudes, which are mostly players, much more then black dudes, in my oppinion). Not to mention most of them chicks are chickenheads and fucking stupid and like to start shit and fight, this was my experience as I grew up in school in Brooklyn, New York City.

About me personally, after all the dissapointments in thugs, ghetto *****z, losers and players (which do not show right away - you do need some time before you fully know a person), I eventually settled on a white boy who has everything I wanted in a person.

I have to slightly disagree with that comment you made about curvy and thick girls. Everyone if they disregard their bodies and eat crap will get fat to some degree, even the skinny chicks. If they eat good and stay in shape they will not get fat and look naturally pleasing. That is just a girl's body type. You can not really change it that much. Even a big boned fat girl, if she loses weight she will still look "fat" because her bones are big. Get me?

I was not aware in the original post what the purpose of those pictures were, I thought they were more for sex appeal and not for a life long mate. But if you are fortunate, you can find both and you will be very happy like I am.

The pictures (beside the slutty first pic), to me symbolize an ideal that has gone out of style with girls. Real natural puratinesque beauty. Clarity of thought, judgment, and purpose. Pureness of emotion and intelligence. Real intellect. None of this book smarts bullshit.

No, I do not use her as a standard by which to judge girls - obviously she plays roles in movies and it's not the "real her." However most of her roles to me symbolize the female that was stolen from us by MTV, the american dollar / disposable income, and our male driven entertainment media / society.

I grew up around shakespeare novels, bronte, bronte, tolstoy, dickens, poetry, paperback novels, etc. At 13 I realized there was no hope for me, that I was destined and doomed to live a mundane mediocre life, that I grew up in the wrong time period - in this intermediary era between the past and the future where we are just now coming out of our religious cocoons and stripping away our ignorances. I will not live to see the truly great feats of the human race, nor will any of you, we are still stifled by religion. Better yet, I live in the wrong country, in the wrong state, and in the wrong city. I attend school at the wrong university. You see, I am reminded daily of my own mortality, and if there truly is a higher power I can only guess at the cruel joke it is playing on me here. My financial situation is peachy, I make decent money while going to school and drive a 3 series bmw, also own my own business. Nothing monetary has ever satisfied me, just a fancy to catch and divert my attention and keep it off the emptiness. I've put money in material things only to discover the life long adage about money not buying happiness.

Pretty much, I'm already dead. Excuse the melodramatic attitude but there's really no hope for me. That's what usually launches me into these huge philosophical off-topic diatribes, but I thought I would explain my reasoning & what those pictures meant to me. Don't worry I'm not "emo" I'm not petty enough for that. I'm just in constant intellectual upheaval, pain-stasis and disenfranchisement from the shitty american way of life that I was forced into, and must now accept and champion as my own.

[Paradi$e]

Omi, Omi, never never say that! Never consider yourself hopeless, that is a great self defeating and useless way of putting yourself down!!! You and only you have the power to change and get what you want in life, but never, never give up, because then and only then you are "hopeless" because you gave up hope in yourself and you stop fighting for what you want to get in this only one life to live.

All the things that you described can be changed. You can move, change the school, move to a different city (you pick). Yes it is not easy, but what is easy in life if you are not satisfied with the hand you have been dealt.

And about that girl, do not dream in pictures, seek and fullfill and make reality happen. There are tons of girls you can pick from and one will be for you and will posses all the qualities you are seeking. Your dreamgirl and life long companion does exist, she might be in the same building with you, same school, at your job, same city, same country. You just did not find her yet, you have to keep exploring and you will find her or she will find you. You will find that girl that is made for you when the right time comes. God loves you and all His beings and He would never want them to be lonely and miserable, He has your future wife, and she has always been there for you - reserved and kept especially for you, growing up with you in a different time and place but you were meant to find her and be together with her and love each other and look out for each other and have love in your life and lots of babies. When you will be ready she will be given to you. Trust me, just focus on your priorities and you will find her or she will come.

If you want to take a proactive approach, go to social clubs, expose yourself (you said you posses a handsome appearance and by how you talk you are obviously not stupid, therefore chicks will dig you), go out meet people at parties, clubs etc., meet their friends, who knows maybe you will get introduced that way to a chick who wants a relationship.

You can also look on the Internet. MySpace is a great place for meeting chicks. Lots of them are nice, lonely, and just want to find a good man. You can go to BlackPlanet (for black chicks), and even a dating site as a last resort. You may have to pay some money, you may or may not find "her" but at least you will go out on a few dates, kill time, have some fun, meet some girls, get some experience about them and how to handle them, acquire and formulate a more crystal clear image of how girls are and what you would like in them and what to stay away from.

In the end, I reiterate the main point of my post to you. YOU ARE NOT DEAD, YOU ARE NOT HOPELESS AND YOU MUST NEVER GIVE UP ON YOURSELF!!! YOU HAVE THE POWER TO CHANGE THINGS!!! GO FOR IT, BIG BOY!!! lol. There you go, I even bolded it, highlighted it and all CAPS it for you with big fonts. hehe.

Keep us posted with your progress.

[Fuzznut]

I personally think black chicks are the best (although not all), because mainly I am one (he he!), but seriously, we have a good head on our shoulders we are educated, smart and caring. We have very nice sexy chocolate bodies (yummy ) to please you in bed (great sex! - we know how to give it to you gooood! ). We have nappy soft cotton candy hair which you can stroke and play with and make it into different shapes. We are soft to the touch and smell good. We dress sexy for you in bed yet outside we dress professionally. We are freaks in bed and sexy secretaires and nurses at work. We take care of you when you sick. We have beautifull and full kissable lips which feel good when we are kissed and they feel good when we are doing the kissing, not to mention doing other things with them on you. We are strong sexy black women!

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[Paradi$e]

Yep! He He!

CH-ch-ch Tia Pet! Pet me! I do not bite.

Me for one, I love playing with my hair and having it played with.

I also like having it brushed.