Keira Knightley Fan Club

[Shadowswift]

Since we are all literally living in the matrix, a world of someone else's creation and for their benefit, I'd say it's healthy to be idealistically in love with someone unattainable and seemingly unscathed by society's bullshit - even if it is only the roles they play in movies, what is life without some sort of hope that there is a kindred spirit out there?

ya know, i actually agree with this. roughly 99% of women today are not companion material at all. atleast, not long-time companion. this is why devorce rates are as high as they are. as a teenager, it was easy to find a woman to fuck and run around with for a few months. but nothing ever lasted for more than a year. now than im damn-near in my mid-twenties, i haven't been able to find anyone that id deem a long-time companion. just about all the women i encounter are either still living in a hollywood state of mind, or too goddamn conservative and professional. those few that arent are just as omi described: lookin for marriage and kids. im not ready to get married or have kids. not for atleast another couple years...and thats just marriage. i dont want kids until im maybe 28-30. and women are not willing to bend on their mindsets like they expect their men to be.

the only thing i asked of my last girlfriend was to not try and change me. and she understood what i meant. about 3 months later, it started. she wanted me to start going to church, and pursuing a high-paying job and all this other shit that would require me to alter my life in some big way that i wasnt ready for. that relationship ended just 1 month shy of a year. i wasnt good enough for her standards. of course, 2 weeks after she dumped me, she hooks back up with an old boyfriend from highschool that broke her heart and did all kinds of stupid shit when he was younger.

bullshit. its all bullshit. cant a man and a woman just love eachother anymore? why does it have to include so much unneccessary shit?

[spooker]

if it's any consolation, i want to change you too.
*But*! that doesnt mean i love you

[foq]

I had another girl for you guys but decided to go with the previous one. She has a big ass, lol, but now that Fuzznut likes it, I might as well post it.

Name: Buffy The Body.

Enjoy guys!

Pic:

Is that an ass or some kind of built-in water raft?

[omix2]

there is a point where ass is unattractive, like when you can set a glass of water on that shit and it will stand upright, or its larger than the entire torso, or when there's a tattoo on one cheek

[Paradi$e]

HeHe!

I was anticipating this kind of reaction.

Truth is white guys get a little intimidated of big asses.

It depends on your tastes, where you grew up and what do you like.

My ass is not as big as that but it is significantly bigger then normal, as it stands and pops out , especially if I am in jeans or miniskirts. I put those away as I get too many pervs hitting on me. And now that I am engaged I am not feeling that attention no more. I still get stares and turn heads around from guys all the time though, particularly on the street and train.

All of my previous loser dates and boyfriends loved my ass. But they were mostly ethnic. I had it slapped and they would play with it for hours. They loved it.

[edited out]

We are getting married soon by the way! Whoo Hoo! I finally caught the fish! HeHe! I used all my intellect and goodies for this one, and for once I was the one who initiated everything, as I tend to be very bossy and in control and that created a lot of conflicts in my past relationships that made a lot of guys run away in the past (but they were no good anywayz - no loss there *shrug*).

But back on topic, my conclusion is you would have to be a freak to appreciate and like big a ass on a girl. And in fact, I am intelligent and a professional but I can turn freak when needed.

The tatoo on the ass cheek is a little ghetto looking but still sexy. I was deliberating whether to get one, get my hubby's name tattooed on my ass as a our 1 Year Wedding Aniverssary, I bet he would love it. Everytime he would hit it he will see his name on my ass, as it belongs to him and only him. heHe.

Although it does sound like a pretty dumb idea, but not if we will be together forever, and this will be like that!

For most white people, especially the elderly, having a big ass and prancing around is a shocking thing lol. When I used to dress a little provocative, I did get some negative stares from elderly people as if they were saying "tramp or slut" but the reality is that they are an old generation, and as races mix and with the changes in diets and activities, we become more and more exotic looking. :d

Not all girls are the same. Some that look trampy are trampy, but some are good girls that just like to dress sexy for their man. And some just do it for attention. Looks do give the first impression but just for those last
2 reasons those girls should not be judged on their looks like that, if you give them a chance you might be pleasantly surprised. Some of my girlfriends where like that.

I used to dress a little provocative for the last 2 reasons but lately I have changed my wardrobe to more conservative (with respect to my man and I outgrew the getting of attention thingy as I do not need to do it anymore now as I am hooked up anywayz) but that does not really seem to do much as I still get a lot of attention regardless everywhere I go (in public or elsewhere).

That is why I tend to stay inside the house a lot (stay preoccupied with my techy stuff) or if I do go out, I cover myself up usually and wear shades, to hide my face a little bit and also protect my eyes from light (as I am sensitive to light). I am more of an night owl or bat, everything in my house is dim, like in a cave, but cozy and warm.

I would like to see more pictures of chicks you find attractive from all posters gracing this thread, for us to all talk about them. That would be great, thank you! :d

[Fuzznut]

Congratulations on your soon to be marriage Paradise. Wish you guys the best.


Unless he keeps you away from Quake, then lose his ass

[Paradi$e]

To Foquer: that big bum could serve as a flotation device for sure and it might just save you one day! Or you can use it as a pillow too! lol :d

[Fuzznut]

That big bum would swallow Foqer up. He's just a little fellow.

[Paradi$e]

Thank you Friend! *hug*

Yes he does complain about my Quake playing, that I play too much. Truth is when I sit down and play it is hard for me to unglue myself and hours fly by (usually 6) and he does get pissed. And game interruptions do irritate me, but I still manage talk to him when I play. I am working on that. In the end, we agreed on 1hr30 minutes of Quake each day (although this is a bit hard for me to get up from that Quake 'puter lol). Then after Quake, I play his games (strategy or adventure) and he would watch me play. Great thing about us is that we are both into computer games, which is very rare. Chick gamers are rare, and he was very fortunate to find one in me.

I even got a cable hooked up to my T.V. that he can lay down in bed and watch me "own" at Quake or when I play his games he gives me tips. I also show off with this when we have friends over, which turns out to be a great social activity, watch games in progress (mostly played by me or others when I am tired and taking a break) in the background and chit-chat.

And I post on the forum from work, as I work at night and I got a lot of downtime, therefore it all works good.

Overall, we have great times together, everything is great and God Bless Us All!

Laterz. *wave*

[Paradi$e]

HAHAHAHA!!!

Poor Foquer being gulped up by a big monster black booty.

BWAHAHA!!! ROLF!!! *wipes tear*

[Disco]

"According to the National Center for Health Statistics, the average height for an adult male in the United States is:

69.2 inches, or
5 feet 9.2 inches "


Lol.... 5'6 is above average if your a girl. And lol at your lats statement. My biceps are bigger than your lats.

Hate to break it to you, but anyone can grow muscle. You cant grow height once your done. You may top off at 5'7 if your lucky. I sure hope you are a nerd because your body wont take you anywhere else and you will need the money to get any sort of attractive chick.


Atleast your decent at quake but now i know why. You have nothing to do, your under age and your as tall as my 11 year old nephew. Theres probably some rides you still cant ride at six flags....

[Phenom]

36-24-36...Only if shes 5' 3''.

[Cherrie]

Personally I don't find any of the women in this thread attractive. As a pasty-white female I tend to like the ethnic look in my women. I find J Lo very attractive, Halle Berry is to die for, and Alicia Keys could keep me busy for weeks. I don't like either of these extremes in women. Too skinny and you look like a boy, too bootylicious and you look like a caricuture. You can put me firmly in the "Marilyn Monroe's body was to die for" camp.

[Paradi$e]

I hate to break it to you but most ethnic women in the media tend to act white or go for white appeal for acceptance. This is especially true for actresses, less for singers.

A true black woman with big ass, sassy and talking ebonics will never be accepted (unless that is she plays a specific role), because most of the entertainment outlets are controlled by white people who put these actresses up to certain "white" standards.

There are a lot of black actors and actresses but they all have to talk proper, dress proper and look a certain "still white" way (in white movies). The only exception is that if they star in an all black cast where all the ghettoness comes out in the form of intended comedy.

What is supposed to be funny and make the audience laugh, turns out to be an embarressment to our race and it pains me thinking an actual white person will view that movie and form and a negative oppinion in disgust based on what they are seeing and stereotype us for life, that is very sad indeed. Especially with all the negativity of the rap music which is mainstream now. I find it all disgusting and it turns me off big time, and that is why I stay away from it.

Back to the black actresses, these black women work very hard at their diet and excercise to fit in. Maybe not all but most, Halle Berry may be skinny, but in general if a black woman does not work out and eats haywire she blows up really fast, in the booty, waist, legs, arms, body then everywhere else lol.

A slight change in their appearance and the media puts the spotlight on them immediately. You seen the tabloids, this is of course true of white actresses as well, once they fall into "that" category, that is how they are treated.

It is very hard for these black women to keep that proper "white" appearance because the black body is very dynamic and changes and fluctuates in weight a lot (this is especially true in women).

Black people have a long way to go in entertainment still. They are accepted in their own kind, but to appeal to vast white audiences like that, they still have way to go. Will Smith, Eddie Murphy and others, they all talk very proper Educated English. If you pay attention to their looks, especially the women, are all made up, hair, makeup etc., very neat, because they have to look good.

You will never see a black woman with nappy hair all up and just being herself naturally, because that is just not accepted yet. (That was just an example lol).

The same go for other ethnic women too, Spanish for example. Look at Penelope Cruz, you could swear she is white until she opens her mouth and your hear her talk. Eva Mendez, another example, she does not look like a full fledged Latina, she still tries to fall into white, all to get accepted. There are countless of other examples I am sure.

I am not attacking your personal views in any way, just pointing this observation out. Thanks for coming in here and contributing your oppinion. There are few girl quakers out here, I hope you also get in to play a few games at Shmack with us. Nice seeing you again, take care.

[omix2]

"According to the National Center for Health Statistics, the average height for an adult male in the United States is:

69.2 inches, or
5 feet 9.2 inches "


Lol.... 5'6 is above average if your a girl. And lol at your lats statement. My biceps are bigger than your lats.

Hate to break it to you, but anyone can grow muscle. You cant grow height once your done. You may top off at 5'7 if your lucky. I sure hope you are a nerd because your body wont take you anywhere else and you will need the money to get any sort of attractive chick.


Atleast your decent at quake but now i know why. You have nothing to do, your under age and your as tall as my 11 year old nephew. Theres probably some rides you still cant ride at six flags....

1) you're a fucking idiot. i rarely play quake.
2) 2 inches short of average is still pretty much average. the standard deviation is probably within 1 or 2 inches.
3) i already have lots of money tool. in fact i dont know what to do with it all.
4) "chicks" (what are you, 12? who uses that word douche) go for anyone of all heights. its only tall girls that need a tall guy.
5) average height for a full grown woman: 5 feet 3.8 inches. that means i'm well over most girls. it's really not a problem.
6) before you talk, look up what lats are. anyone's biceps are bigger than anyone's lats. to anyone that knows what lats are you just made yourself look like a 13 year old nerd that doesn't know a major muscle group.

you also have no idea how to properly determine or account for statistics. maybe the average male is 5'9"... but the average male also makes an average of 18k a year towing cars, his name is bubba, he has a disgusting unattractive beer belly and acne scars and drives a ford f-150 pickup. the only scientist hes heard of is "alferd ensteen" and he thinks y=mx+b is esoteric calculus. lets just say i don't have as much competition as that "height average" implies dumbfuck. bet you didn't think of that?

your logic is terrible. according to you no one below 5'9" dates / marries attractive girls. typical mentality of a 13 year old. oh, and no matter how little I play (1 hour a week) i'm still 90x the player you are, and it hurts you. you're dying inside, that's why you always pick green, you just need the attention because you're always bottom scoreboard material with that 20 ping. just quit quake and exit off the forums, you have performed an epic fail.