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  • #46
    Hmmm, so, what you are telling me here at this junction is. Even Bill O'Reilly, Michael Jordan, Method Man, Elmo, Grover, Dr.Phil and possibly even the guy in big birds costume love to suck on some dank, have sword fights and have hairy butt sex on the side, but dont tell anyone ? i was not aware of that...
    I thought most were like me, choose one side, just my opinion, but it grosses me out to speak of it at length, ths is not conditioning by the MASSES (u may say it is) im genuinely disgusted of the thought of the taste of a mans mouth, LOL!!!!! sorry i went there,fuckinshit...* im not gonna force my beliefs on anyone. For a girl tho its allowed it seems, even encouraged ! its cute as hell, i remember the first time one of my X's and her sister started makin out and playin like 2 ft from my face.. @$%^%#&*$&*( !!
    Sadly i also remember when Hydro...! and i were like 15-16 and we were at this mall goin down the outdoor escalator late at night to catch a bus, and *grimace* on the way down near the end we passed down and juuust passed by this 3-4 ft wide pillar. All of a sudden we saw 2, 35-40 yr old men just kissin up a muhfucin storm, they had heavy beards but looked pretty clean. Him and i were fucking high at the time. Now at the exact moment I dont know about hydro exactly, but i felt the heavy weight drop in my stomach, my face just got a lil mad and i completely lost my high right there. I stared for a sec, it was like a car accident... then and there i swore that what i felt was "i dont like the way this looks". Then I looked at hydro after probably 3 seconds that seemed like an eternity, tried to hold in a crazy laugh, didnt want to offend the gaes and waited at a further away bus stop,
    - end option of gaeness....
    im gonna feel like an asshole if i dont say this, its ok to be a geigh, im not going to kill anyone for doing it (only if someone tries with me) i guess im one of those cases where it just will never happen. Respect my conglomerate
    Last edited by StatiC; 05-28-2010, 03:21 PM.
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    • #47
      Originally posted by StatiC View Post
      Hmmm, so, what you are telling me here at this junction is. Even Bill O'Reilly, Michael Jordan, Method Man, Elmo, Grover, Dr.Phil and possibly even the guy in big birds costume love to suck on some dank, have sword fights and have hairy butt sex on the side, but dont tell anyone ? i was not aware of that...
      That has to be the funniest thing you have EVER....EVER....EVER posted.

      but the answer is yes.

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      • #48
        We're all gay, we just don't know it yet. No, that's wrong, labels are wrong; (adjectives are wrong?) It's impossible to love only women. If you love humans at all, it's inevitable you'll eventually love a man, since there are so many of them, and one of them must eventually catch your fancy. If you think you don't love men, you are wrong. You don't know yourself. Only Splinter knows you.

        Welcome to the brave new androgynous world.

        As vengeance for heterosexuals trying to prevent homosexuals from being homosexuals for centuries, homosexuals will now try to prevent heterosexuals from being heterosexuals, by defining what you can and cannot be.

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        • #49
          see edit, ^^^ oops.
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          • #50
            Atleast this thread is labeled right...hahaha

            Oh shit, I posted in it...will i turn gae now?? Or is it I just can't be touched by a gae or I turn?? I forget
            Originally posted by Baker
            Why does the biggest cry baby in the forums use an Arnold Schwarzenegger avatar? Arnold never cries like a little girl like how you have cried in every Kimp thread.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by spooker View Post
              Welcome to the brave new androgynous world.
              This is the most correct, IMO, in your post.

              This truly is the Brave New World.

              Our Soma is what we make of it.

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Authentic View Post
                Krix is gae
                SRSLY?

                I expected more integrity from you Auth

                this post was unnecessary.

                we already know about Krix's sexual preference!

                These posts are stupid! Stop.
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                • #53

                  jk!
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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by MasterSplinter View Post
                    Let's pretend, but not exclude the possibility, that you are a lonely bastard.

                    Now, your a self proclaimed str8 guy... and your comfortable with who you are... no hang-ups on homophobia or anything...

                    You can't quite find right girl... sex is ok, but the personalities of girls don't quite click. Girl after girl, day after day, for years... you are unhappy and unsatisfied with the quality of the relationships you hold in your romantic life.

                    You take a break from the dating scene.

                    One day you have your old college buddy over... you haven't seen for years... the fun one... the one that always makes you hysterically laugh... the one who is into your humor, subjects, technology, and much more. You admire him for who he is. He is just an all around cool dude.

                    He has been through the ringer too... married and divorced twice... has 2 kids that live with his ex.

                    Time passes... You and your old college buddy see each other more frequently... still sharing good times... both single... both presumably str8.

                    ...one day... your buddy has something to talk to you about... it's seems serious... he appears coy ...it is something that he's been meaning to talk to you about. He has feelings for you.

                    Choose your own adventure!:

                    Kick the homo out of your house!! (Page 52)
                    Have hairy butt sex (Page 69)
                    Talk it through with him (Page 102)
                    Random rash decision (Page 303)

                    ...consider your own feelings (Next page)


                    The next page could be your ticket to happiness. Having a gae relationship doesn't always mean having sex.... btw.
                    Having a male friend doesn't make me gey. I have male friends, but that doesn't mean I want them to poke me in the barnhole and turn around and let me do the same to them. I'm perfectly fine with wanking it as opposed to gey sex.

                    As far as going through hoards of women and never being happy, that probably means you're gey. That doesn't mean I have to be. I'm turning 18 soon and I'll admit I've never had a single girlfriend, but that doesn't mean I'm looking for a boyfriend, either. It just means I'm a lonely bastard who sucks at life.
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                    • #55
                      Barnhole.
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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by the_f0qer View Post
                        Having a male friend doesn't make me gey. I have male friends, but that doesn't mean I want them to poke me in the barnhole and turn around and let me do the same to them. I'm perfectly fine with wanking it as opposed to gey sex.

                        As far as going through hoards of women and never being happy, that probably means you're gey. That doesn't mean I have to be. I'm turning 18 soon and I'll admit I've never had a single girlfriend, but that doesn't mean I'm looking for a boyfriend, either. It just means I'm a lonely bastard who sucks at life.
                        FTR, I'm not saying "everyone is gae" or that "your gae" or that "you are gae and don't know it"....

                        The "lonely bastard" statement was a poke at fun... A person doesn't have to be a "lonely bastard" in that story...

                        What I am getting at is... "Everyone has the potential to love the same sex equally as the opposite. The only thing that can keep that from happening is the mental and emotional obstructions that are put between that concept."

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                        • #57
                          Yeah, I have male family members and I love them dearly. That doesn't mean I want to be gey with them either. I can have really close male friends, but that doesn't mean I want to poke thier barnhole.
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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by the_f0qer View Post
                            Yeah, I have male family members and I love them dearly. That doesn't mean I want to be gey with them either. I can have really close male friends, but that doesn't mean I want to poke thier barnhole.
                            Please remind me where I am making a point about "poking people in their barnhole?".

                            People keep bringing that up, and I don't recall say that.

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                            • #59
                              he recall u say that ? i rocket shoot good

                              barnhole.
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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by MasterSplinter View Post
                                Please remind me where I am making a point about "poking people in their barnhole?".

                                People keep bringing that up, and I don't recall say that.
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                                Originally posted by MasterSplinter View Post
                                In my mind, if I had a loveless life, and I have proclaimed myself str8... I would consider the possibility of a male companion if I could find love there. There is such thing as str8-gae men, who lead a limited or non-flamboyent life, with all the qualities and securities of a str8 man. The time in this life is finite... Choosing sides is ridiculous, you're only cheating yourself out of something that is of the highest value in life.
                                And with that, I'm done in this thread too.
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