Jeff Foxworthy's You know you're a Noob when...

[Phenom]

No that makes you a manipulative bastard, it makes the people who fall for it a noob

[QuadRaptor]

Yeah you're right. I remember people saying that all the time back when I was in AoD, and then when I came back in eSx they were STILL doing it.

[Shadowswift]

how about...

if you just started playing Quake 1, then you're a noob?

[Phenom]

Ya that would be acceptable, kind of on the plain side but it works

If you use a gamepad to play Quake you are a noob.

If you still use your keyboard to turn left and right you're a noob

[Canadian*Sniper]

If you ask how to do something in quake, C*S tells you to type in "unbindall" in the quake console, and you do that.. You got owned

I mean you're a noob.

[Phenom]

If you were persuaded to bind mouse1 "quit" your a noob

[JohnRocker]

If your first clan is SNS ur a noob
ohh burn!!

[Canadian*Sniper]

I just got burned Guess I'll have to take it out on you next time I see you

[Phenom]

If you lave less then 100 posts on Quakeone.com your a Noob!

[Zop]

Less than 100 posts obviously means I deliver fresher, higher-quality posts than some members...

[Phenom]

You got me on that one Zop