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You and Bank continue on your journey through the slipgate. You go through but Bank falls backwards back in ;D
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e|------------------------0---------------
B|---------------0^1----------------1----
G|---------------2------2------0^2-------
D|---------------2-------2--2-------------
A|---------------0------------------------
E|---------------------------------------- -
The next room is dark and stinking. There is a very fat, ugly man there. Seeing you, he cocks his chainsaw and snarls:
"Gimme your armor, boots, double-barreled shotgun and your sunglasses."
You hand over all your equipment. The ogre puts on your sunglasses, then walks out, casually lobbing a grenade at you.
You have the sensation of dying, then suddenly you find yourself back in the medieval-looking room with the buzzing lights and techno decoration.
Because of a glitch in your crappy American operating system, the engine is suddenly running in Nightmare mode. You get shot in the back, then in the face, and then you collapse, and then the crappy pirated windows on your overclocked, overheating gamer PC with the Counterstrike logo on it goes into an infinite loop, and you die again and again, all the while respawning in the same dimly lit piece of virtual reality, being shot in the back and then in the face and then collapsing like a helpless newbie bag of pork soda, your freshly ripped Eminem mp3 ringing in your ears, always skipping at the same point.
And then you wake up, covered in puke and Ogre guts, and scream your sorry heart out, clutching your giant penis screaming "WESTWOOOOOOOD!".
oh, the horror.Comment
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