Craigslist Bandit

[MadGypsy]

I don't even know how to respond to that.

[JDSTONE]

it was all just jokes man. but my shit did get hacked and if i set up a new account i bet you will find me off of my unique creative spelling

[MadGypsy]

It was all just jokes, man.

I know . Poke me in the ribs and I'll poke ya back... friendly of course.

I kinda wish I would have just rolled with it like you busted me.

[OMacKnight]

But I do! Not all of them, but I will take it as far as I can. ONE PERSON...ONE! broke me. What I mean by that is, upon meeting her I was unable to be whatever it is that i was pretending to be. And it had nothing to do with beauty, or at least not physical. She was too sweet for my game. She wasn't one of these jaded, cynical, damaged women that troll for love on CL. She was a sweet sweet girl. When I told her that I was not what she thought I was, her reply was "Well, what are ya?" - I melted, brah. I didn't want to be her boyfriend (I would have destroyed her) but, at that moment I wanted her to have whatever was the best stuff she could ever have. I still talk to her. Probably not often enough.

Well this sums up a relationship I just avoided. :v

[rampancy]

Who trolls the trolls ?

Just be careful or you will wind up being loved by some crazy guy who masquerades on Craigslist as a lonely woman! Oh my!

@gypsy - Thanks again for helping me out the other day.

[Baker]

I have this lil hobby where I troll craigslist personals and either piss people off or make my own personal ad of insanity.

There are alpha males --- the ones who make the world a better place by living by the virtues, defending the weak that deserve to be defended and for those that do not deserve that -- giving them a kick in the ass because tough love matters --- and stand toe-to-toe with evil and look them in the eye.

At the other end of the spectrum, there are people like you.

What you do is who you are.

[MadGypsy]

Well put. It takes all kinds, right?

[Baker]

Well put. It takes all kinds, right?

We all look in the mirror.

Our behavior decides what is looking back at us when we do this. In my personal view, this matters. But I don't know everything.

But then again, I don't go off what I know --- I go off what I believe. Jesus Christ set the path and I will follow that path to the best of my ability --- flawed as I am. I do know I will never make excuses for myself for any level of behavior lower than that standard.

What about you?

Supposedly you are a believer, how are you feeling about your treatment of your fellow man?

[The way you callously treat other people sucks. And in a world of 5 billion people -- not really bad by other kinds of measuring sticks --- but still is a bit surprising. I guess. Far worse things in the world by a million-billion degrees.]

[Sza]

There are alpha males --- the ones who make the world a better place by living by the virtues, defending the weak that deserve to be defended and for those that do not deserve that -- giving them a kick in the ass because tough love matters --- and stand toe-to-toe with evil and look them in the eye.

At the other end of the spectrum, there are people like you.

What you do is who you are.

We all look in the mirror.

Our behavior decides what is looking back at us when we do this. In my personal view, this matters. But I don't know everything.

But then again, I don't go off what I know --- I go off what I believe. Jesus Christ set the path and I will follow that path to the best of my ability --- flawed as I am. I do know I will never make excuses for myself for any level of behavior lower than that standard.

What about you?

Supposedly you are a believer, how are you feeling about your treatment of your fellow man?

[The way you callously treat other people sucks. And in a world of 5 billion people -- not really bad by other kinds of measuring sticks --- but still is a bit surprising. I guess. Far worse things in the world by a million-billion degrees.]

Great posts! You are absolutely right!

[damage_inc]

When you look in the mirror today Baker, who's looking back? The today you, yesterday's... you a decade ago, two maybe! See my point? Not everybody arrives, if they do at all, at that same place of moral fortitude as your post leads us to believe that you have arrived at

We all live and grow in our own time, 'Gypsy as well. I know for myself it took awhile before I could claim to be "upstanding" in the "majority" of my life.

Jus' chiming in my .02, refunds gladly accepted!

[MadGypsy]

I do believe in Christ and you will never catch me attempting to be so righteous. As a matter of fact, you wont catch me trying to claim or represent a righteousness of any kind, because it would be a lie.

I don't know if you noticed that I haven't dredged up your past to prove how full of shit you are but, notice it now.

The only real difference between you and I is I'm not full of shit. Other than that, we're not so different. Big brains stuck in boring worlds. When I look in the mirror, I see nothing... a face. Cause it's just a mirror and it only has one power, the power to reflect light. If you are looking in the mirror to find yourself you are already too lost to ever find you. You are digging through your vanity for answers and you will find none.

Show me in ANY christian dogma where mirrors are used. They aren't. If anything, the opposite is the case. Close your eyes and look within.

Your one lick was over...

Also, prove anything that I said here happened at all. Now go back to the beginning and follow the full concrescence all the way up to your reply.

Feel like a puppet yet? Where are all my craigslist posts? It's not a total loss though, you got Sza to agree with you and that guy is in at least the 3rd or 4th phase of human evolution. I'm sure he will discover fire soon enough.

[Sza]

I have this lil hobby where I troll craigslist personals and either piss people off or make my own personal ad of insanity.

Dont need to write about it... Everybody already knows.

@Baker sry, but i personally dont like when the peoples making OT or killing/destroying the threads... i should ignore this thread at all... Sometimes ignoring is the best weapon ever... a BFG

[bluntz]

I like a good laugh myself once in awhile and have come up with some funny ways to have it without any confrontation.
The first gag I started really went viral back in the 80's.I would collect a bunch of magic markers and bring them along with my camera to the biggest party I could find.I used a new trash can and began my pitch for the hunch punch.
By the end of the night I would have filled it with every type of koolaid wine and booze I could gather from a 5 mile radius.After about 3 hours or so there was no shortage of hapless victims passed out around the barrel.Next out came the markers and what few of us there were left standing began arranging and tatooing the overindulgent,taking nice glossy photos of the carnage!
My latest gag is a bit more subtle.
I like to make small changes to folks surroundings when they are not looking.
My neighbor had this annoying garden gnome,now she has 2 soon to be 3
I have a huge clam ashtray that I swap with 4 ever so slightly smaller ones as the night goes on at my parties.
Sometimes if someone leaves their car unlocked I will push it several times over a few hours.

[MadGypsy]

My neighbor had this annoying garden gnome,now she has 2 soon to be 3

You are my hero. Seriously, that's hilarious. You should buy like 500 of them and in the middle of the night mob them up in the front yard facing the house. To add to the effect put clear glow in the dark paint on her original one in the hopes that your neighbor will think they have a cursed reproducing garden gnome.

One day my boss (I use the term lightly) set his glasses down. I hung them from the front of my shirt and took every opportunity to get right in front of him and start conversation. Some of this was while he was looking for them. I then waited a bit and put them down in the most obvious spot when he wasn't looking. It was impossible not to give myself away when he found them. The look on his face was absolute befuddlement and I did not possess the strength to stifle my laughter. It was like looking for your glasses when they are on your head with the added bonus that you checked your head 10 times and they were only there on the 10th time...

[Mindf!3ldzX]

You are my hero. Seriously, that's hilarious. You should buy like 500 of them and in the middle of the night mob them up in the front yard facing the house. To add to the effect put clear glow in the dark paint on her original one in the hopes that your neighbor will think they have a cursed reproducing garden gnome.

One day my boss (I use the term lightly) set his glasses down. I hung them from the front of my shirt and took every opportunity to get right in front of him and start conversation. Some of this was while he was looking for them. I then waited a bit and put them down in the most obvious spot when he wasn't looking. It was impossible not to give myself away when he found them. The look on his face was absolute befuddlement and I did not possess the strength to stifle my laughter. It was like looking for your glasses when they are on your head with the added bonus that you checked your head 10 times and they were only there on the 10th time...

gnoming someone = classic.

they can be snagged for a buck @ the dollar general, or even cheaper @ a dollar tree type place.