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[Bort]

There are alpha males --- the ones who make the world a better place by living by the virtues, defending the weak that deserve to be defended and for those that do not deserve that -- giving them a kick in the ass because tough love matters --- and stand toe-to-toe with evil and look them in the eye.

At the other end of the spectrum, there are people like you.

What you do is who you are.

Well said, sir! For once something I agree with.

Srs tho brah, how lonely are you Gypsybrah?

Please respond.

[MadGypsy]

How lonely am I? That's a good question. If I had to just answer right away, I would say that I am more than moderately lonely on a spiritual level. On the level of lonely that you are more than likely implying - I am not lonely at all. I have good friends and family that I see often and there is generally some woman in my life. I also have a job that allows me to create a group of regular clients that I enjoy shooting the breeze with.

I have been here so long that I can't go anywhere without knowing plenty of the people at my destination, by name. Whether it be the coffee shop, gas station, corner store, etc.. It's impossible for me to be the kind of lonely that I believe you are implying. You're talking to a guy that feeds his mailman and sometimes tips the garbage man (if I feel I have excessive garbage).

If anything, I am the extreme opposite of that kind of lonely. I have an army (so to speak). Spiritually though, God is definitely missing. My flesh is too powerful for my spirit. It's like Erkel battling Bruce Lee. I am a slave to desire and consumption. I lie to myself and regard that I choose my poisons but, no one ever chooses poison, unless they want to die. Do I want to die?

Listen now and hear me well. Filling your brain with calculated knowledge will murder your soul. This is because you will always create a logical argument as to why you can do whatever you desire. You will abandon your spirit and rely on your brain for everything. It's not impossible to reverse, it's just highly unlikely that you will. Instead of relying on God for power, you will rely on the demon in your skull.

[Bort]

there is generally some woman in my life.

ur mom doesn't count hehehehehe

[bta.monster]

[Bort]

h3y
cane m34t/

[bta.monster]

[MadGypsy]

I missed the trucks. Thanks for trucking me .

@your Mom doesn't count -

What about your mom? ba-ziiing

[Bort]

What about your mom? ba-ziiing

hehe maybe hehehe :})^_^ o.o;

[Bort]

hahheee

[Bort]

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[Bort]

no but srs how lonely are you irl madgypsy it's gotta be pretty bad

ot's okay brah i'm lonely too (no homo)

maybe we could m34t

[Bort]

Can't post long pics? Is that against the rules? No? Okay.

Admins gonna admin.

[bluntz]

You are my hero. Seriously, that's hilarious. You should buy like 500 of them and in the middle of the night mob them up in the front yard facing the house. To add to the effect put clear glow in the dark paint on her original one in the hopes that your neighbor will think they have a cursed reproducing garden gnome.

One day my boss (I use the term lightly) set his glasses down. I hung them from the front of my shirt and took every opportunity to get right in front of him and start conversation. Some of this was while he was looking for them. I then waited a bit and put them down in the most obvious spot when he wasn't looking. It was impossible not to give myself away when he found them. The look on his face was absolute befuddlement and I did not possess the strength to stifle my laughter. It was like looking for your glasses when they are on your head with the added bonus that you checked your head 10 times and they were only there on the 10th time...

I found the next addition at amazon.....

[MadGypsy]

add rubber pooh

[Bort]

no but srs how lonely are you irl madgypsy it's gotta be pretty bad

ot's okay brah i'm lonely too (no homo)

maybe we could m34t

please respond