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Thats the miracle that is 'moms'.... Whenever I would go to a party while in highschool, my mom could tell me who was at the party,who was doing what at the party, and how much consumption of any given substance occured at the party. In the end I think the mom's that allowed their kids to throw mega parties with mass consumptions of alcohol was a double agent for the mom's, reassuring other mom's that there was a sober adult on hand, but thats just speculation.On top of that, I think the mom's allowing parties to be thrown (and most of the time,supplying the half gallon's of whiskey or tequila) purposely let us get hammered and stoned beyond belief,whats funnier than watching a bunch of high school kids try and hold their liqour and attempt at keeping the room from spinning after smoking a jizzoint? Nothing,long as the puking occurs in the designated area's.
Red Eyes = Clear Eyes & Ben Stein, CHECK!
Munchies = Mass Quantities of Food, CHECK! <- this one makes it obvious your are,or was,stoned.
aside from the red eyes and munchies, your mom used to be a kid too,and partied and had her own moments. Only the sheltered are clueless about anything in life.
one thing i never understood growing up, was how my mother ALWAYS knew when i had been smokin pot
Munchies = Mass Quantities of Food, CHECK! <- this one makes it obvious your are,or was,stoned.
aside from the red eyes and munchies, your mom used to be a kid too,and partied and had her own moments. Only the sheltered are clueless about anything in life.
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